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The Monday Tuesday Hotness: “Suck it, Trebek!” Edition

Happy birthday to Sean Connery, who turned 79 years old on August 25th. I think I speak for the entire heterosexual female population of this and and any other planets when I say “I’d hit it.”

I first “met” Sir Connery when I was a little girl in Darby O’Gill and the Little People and decided yep, it would be mighty nice to have one of those around.
My First Connery

I soon discovered his other charms
yes please!

by which I mean his dimples, of course.
Young Mister Universe and friend
(right now Thombeau from the diving Planet Fabulon is fainting in his falsies)

Full disclosure: I’ve never actually seen Thunderball, but now I think I know where they got the title.
and now we know why he’s called Thunderball

Although actually I prefer him clothed.

This, for example, is heaven:
I’m melting

as is this:

Man with the golden grin

but this? Well…less than ideal.
This is Not Okay

Sorry Sir Connery, not even you can work the thigh highs after 30.

11 Responses to “The Monday Tuesday Hotness: “Suck it, Trebek!” Edition”

  1. Suz September 8, 2009 at 12:25 pm #

    I don’t know how he did it, but that man even made golfing look sexy in Goldfinger. Yum.

  2. Constance September 8, 2009 at 12:56 pm #

    Fanning myself furiously. Whew!

    Even at 79 he’s got IT…and I’d still hit it.

  3. jen209 September 8, 2009 at 1:20 pm #

    “…that’s what your mother said last night, Trebek!”

  4. Manolo the Shoeblogger September 8, 2009 at 2:46 pm #


  5. sarahbyrdd September 8, 2009 at 3:00 pm #

    Was there really *any* excuse for Zardoz?

  6. chachaheels September 8, 2009 at 6:16 pm #

    Any costume designer who would put a man in red diapers and brown thigh highs must never be allowed to work again. Who came up with the clothes for this character? Woody Allen?

    It’s taken me a lifetime to appreciate Mr. Connery’s deliciousness, but one brief look at that last photo has made me rethink completely.
    (though he does look great in a kilt).

  7. Eva September 9, 2009 at 9:29 am #

    I have had a bad taste in my mouth for Mr. Connery since the interview where he said that women need slapped sometimes, just to keep them in line. No thanks.

  8. Twistie September 9, 2009 at 11:05 am #

    I remember the night a good friend introduced me to Barbarella and Zardoz in rapid succession. Good times, good times.

  9. Twistie September 9, 2009 at 11:07 am #

    Oh, and Plummy, where is Dr. Henry Jones? A good looking man in tweed…just…yum.

  10. Margo September 9, 2009 at 1:25 pm #

    Personally, I think this was the best he’s ever looked: http://content8.flixster.com/photo/31/16/01/3116018_gal.jpg

    But then, I’m bent that way.

  11. Angela September 11, 2009 at 11:14 am #

    Bond meets Borat!