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September 20, 2009

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Fungal Edition

Filed under: Twistie's Sunday Caption Madness — Twistie @ 11:28 am

Hello young caption lovers, wherever you are. It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You all know how this works. I present you with a picture that’s simply crying out for a good caption or twenty. You hit me with your best shots via the comments function. Then, next saturday I declare a winner and we all go out for pizza…in a completely virtual way. Are we ready? Good! Then we’ll begin. Gigantic Mexican Mushroom Ready…set…snark!


  1. John’s sexual attraction for Mary quickly mushroomed out of control…

    Comment by bethG — September 20, 2009 @ 1:02 pm

  2. Javier shows off his new “green” umbrella- its a neutral color to match any outfit, a light color to be reflective, and if you leave it at the bar, they can make Stuffed Mushrooms for all. Javier said at the unveiling “Its a win-win situation”

    Comment by Kimks — September 20, 2009 @ 1:19 pm

  3. Sadly the mad hatter and friends went bankrupt,and had to downsize on a few frivolous items

    Comment by jessie — September 20, 2009 @ 2:22 pm

  4. This is your ‘shroom. This is your ‘shroom on steroids. Any questions?

    Comment by perletwo — September 20, 2009 @ 2:54 pm

  5. The gathering of photographers eager to take a picture of a man holding the largest mushroom in the world, was not nearly as epic as the group gathered around the pile of poo which it had derived.

    Comment by janie — September 20, 2009 @ 4:48 pm

  6. The obesity epidemic has now reached the world of fungi. Concerned dieticians blame a sedentary lifestyle, bad role models from couch potatoes, and a lack of self-esteem.

    Comment by Margo — September 20, 2009 @ 4:53 pm

  7. Some say it with flowers, but it is the winning suitor with a heart full of grace who says it with produce.

    Comment by Margo — September 20, 2009 @ 4:57 pm

  8. Jen’s doubts about computer dating sites was confirmed. “I said I wanted a tall fun guy, not a big fungi dammit!”

    Comment by Jennie — September 20, 2009 @ 11:24 pm

  9. “All right, if my exterminator can’t take care of those bastard Smurfs, I’ll just get ’em where they live.”

    Comment by Elaine — September 21, 2009 @ 9:00 am

  10. Parasols just aren’t the fashion statement they used to be.

    Comment by Gretchen — September 21, 2009 @ 3:56 pm

  11. Find your biggest pan, a bottle of olive oil, five Tablespoons of thyme, your mushrooms, and three gallons of white wine. Serves 50.

    Comment by Fabrisse — September 21, 2009 @ 4:00 pm

  12. “What Bridezilla wants, Bridezilla gets,” said the florist.

    Comment by Jane H. — September 21, 2009 @ 4:37 pm

  13. Alright – who’s seen the Cheshire cat?

    Comment by g-dog — September 21, 2009 @ 8:46 pm

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