Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Fungal Edition
By TwistieHello young caption lovers, wherever you are. It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You all know how this works. I present you with a picture that’s simply crying out for a good caption or twenty. You hit me with your best shots via the comments function. Then, next saturday I declare a winner and we all go out for pizza…in a completely virtual way. Are we ready? Good! Then we’ll begin. 
Ready…set…snark!
September 20th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
John’s sexual attraction for Mary quickly mushroomed out of control…
September 20th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Javier shows off his new “green” umbrella- its a neutral color to match any outfit, a light color to be reflective, and if you leave it at the bar, they can make Stuffed Mushrooms for all. Javier said at the unveiling “Its a win-win situation”
September 20th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Sadly the mad hatter and friends went bankrupt,and had to downsize on a few frivolous items
September 20th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
This is your ’shroom. This is your ’shroom on steroids. Any questions?
September 20th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
The gathering of photographers eager to take a picture of a man holding the largest mushroom in the world, was not nearly as epic as the group gathered around the pile of poo which it had derived.
September 20th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
The obesity epidemic has now reached the world of fungi. Concerned dieticians blame a sedentary lifestyle, bad role models from couch potatoes, and a lack of self-esteem.
September 20th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Some say it with flowers, but it is the winning suitor with a heart full of grace who says it with produce.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Jen’s doubts about computer dating sites was confirmed. “I said I wanted a tall fun guy, not a big fungi dammit!”
September 21st, 2009 at 9:00 am
“All right, if my exterminator can’t take care of those bastard Smurfs, I’ll just get ‘em where they live.”
September 21st, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Parasols just aren’t the fashion statement they used to be.
September 21st, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Find your biggest pan, a bottle of olive oil, five Tablespoons of thyme, your mushrooms, and three gallons of white wine. Serves 50.
September 21st, 2009 at 4:37 pm
“What Bridezilla wants, Bridezilla gets,” said the florist.
September 21st, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Alright – who’s seen the Cheshire cat?