Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Fungal Edition

September 20, 2009 in Twistie's Sunday Caption Madness with 13 Comments

Hello young caption lovers, wherever you are. It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You all know how this works. I present you with a picture that’s simply crying out for a good caption or twenty. You hit me with your best shots via the comments function. Then, next saturday I declare a winner and we all go out for pizza…in a completely virtual way. Are we ready? Good! Then we’ll begin. Gigantic Mexican Mushroom Ready…set…snark!

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13 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Fungal Edition”

  1. bethG September 20, 2009 at 1:02 pm #

    John’s sexual attraction for Mary quickly mushroomed out of control…

  2. Kimks September 20, 2009 at 1:19 pm #

    Javier shows off his new “green” umbrella- its a neutral color to match any outfit, a light color to be reflective, and if you leave it at the bar, they can make Stuffed Mushrooms for all. Javier said at the unveiling “Its a win-win situation”

  3. jessie September 20, 2009 at 2:22 pm #

    Sadly the mad hatter and friends went bankrupt,and had to downsize on a few frivolous items

  4. perletwo September 20, 2009 at 2:54 pm #

    This is your ‘shroom. This is your ‘shroom on steroids. Any questions?

  5. janie September 20, 2009 at 4:48 pm #

    The gathering of photographers eager to take a picture of a man holding the largest mushroom in the world, was not nearly as epic as the group gathered around the pile of poo which it had derived.

  6. Margo September 20, 2009 at 4:53 pm #

    The obesity epidemic has now reached the world of fungi. Concerned dieticians blame a sedentary lifestyle, bad role models from couch potatoes, and a lack of self-esteem.

  7. Margo September 20, 2009 at 4:57 pm #

    Some say it with flowers, but it is the winning suitor with a heart full of grace who says it with produce.

  8. Jennie September 20, 2009 at 11:24 pm #

    Jen’s doubts about computer dating sites was confirmed. “I said I wanted a tall fun guy, not a big fungi dammit!”

  9. Elaine September 21, 2009 at 9:00 am #

    “All right, if my exterminator can’t take care of those bastard Smurfs, I’ll just get ‘em where they live.”

  10. Gretchen September 21, 2009 at 3:56 pm #

    Parasols just aren’t the fashion statement they used to be.

  11. Fabrisse September 21, 2009 at 4:00 pm #

    Find your biggest pan, a bottle of olive oil, five Tablespoons of thyme, your mushrooms, and three gallons of white wine. Serves 50.

  12. Jane H. September 21, 2009 at 4:37 pm #

    “What Bridezilla wants, Bridezilla gets,” said the florist.

  13. g-dog September 21, 2009 at 8:46 pm #

    Alright – who’s seen the Cheshire cat?