Comments on: Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Fungal Edition

By: g-dog

g-dog — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:46:19 +0000

Alright – who’s seen the Cheshire cat?

By: Jane H.

Jane H. — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:37:50 +0000

“What Bridezilla wants, Bridezilla gets,” said the florist.

By: Fabrisse

Fabrisse — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:00:03 +0000

Find your biggest pan, a bottle of olive oil, five Tablespoons of thyme, your mushrooms, and three gallons of white wine. Serves 50.

By: Gretchen

Gretchen — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:56:44 +0000

Parasols just aren’t the fashion statement they used to be.

By: Elaine

Elaine — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:00:22 +0000

“All right, if my exterminator can’t take care of those bastard Smurfs, I’ll just get ‘em where they live.”

By: Jennie

Jennie — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:24:46 +0000

Jen’s doubts about computer dating sites was confirmed. “I said I wanted a tall fun guy, not a big fungi dammit!”

By: Margo

Margo — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 20:57:41 +0000

Some say it with flowers, but it is the winning suitor with a heart full of grace who says it with produce.

By: Margo

Margo — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 20:53:25 +0000

The obesity epidemic has now reached the world of fungi. Concerned dieticians blame a sedentary lifestyle, bad role models from couch potatoes, and a lack of self-esteem.

By: janie

janie — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 20:48:36 +0000

The gathering of photographers eager to take a picture of a man holding the largest mushroom in the world, was not nearly as epic as the group gathered around the pile of poo which it had derived.

By: perletwo

perletwo — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:54:45 +0000

This is your ‘shroom. This is your ‘shroom on steroids. Any questions?