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September 29, 2009

What Miss Plumcake is…

Filed under: Books,Couture,Fashion,Fashion Week,Food,Music,Perfume — Tags: — Miss Plumcake @ 1:27 pm

It’s Tuesday, it’s rainy and I still cannot find the bottle of ten year-old Talisker I last set on the organ console at church.  That being said, let’s find out What Miss Plumcake is…

Reading: Fishing for Amber. A dreamy, phantasmagorical alphabet of short intertwining stories full of Celtic fairy tales, Ovid’s Metamorphoses, Jack the Lad, the Dutch Golden Age, esoteric saints, curious historical incidents and a sentimental nod to his storytelling father.  Last night was D for Delphinium –retelling the tulipomania in Delft during the 17th century– and E for Ergot, the rye fungus related to LSD which was believed to cause St Anthony’s Dance, better known as Sydenham’s chorea, where scriveners tell of people literally dancing themselves to death.

Best consumed on rainy evenings next to a fire (p.s. you have to open the flue EVERY time. Whoops) with the single malt of your choice comfortably within reach of yourself, but out of reach of your surprisingly dipsomaniacal dog. You can pick it up at Amazon for essentially the cost of shipping, so get to it.

Watching: Green Wing. The second season is finally available on Hulu. Brilliant, howlingly obscene and very possibly the funniest show I’ve ever seen. Plus it features my secret ginger boyfriend, Julian Rhind-Tutt.  Not for the easily scandalized.

Hearing: Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers). What?  Can’t a fat white Episcopalian chick with an enviable collection of millinery occasionally bring the ruckus?

Smelling: Shalimar by Guerlain.  Sable coat luxury in perfume form but less likely to get you splashed with red paint. A big scent –especially the glorious original parfum version– this is one I apply liberally before hitting the hay so it’s not overpowering for day. Get the parfum if you can, but the edt is nothing to sniff at (get it? get it?!) either.

Loving: Mentoring. Not only do you get to be completely insufferable when people ask you what your lunch plans are “Oh me? I’m mentoring an at-risk youth. But no, you have fun getting your mani-pedi. I’ll just be here saving the world.” but it’s fun too.  Plus you can totally rip off their one-liners at cocktail parties because they’re too young to drink and can’t bust you on it. NOT THAT I WOULD EVER DO THAT.

Hating: DSquared2’s stupid redneck-themed show in Milan.

Wanting: Greenling Local Organic Delivery.  One of the things about wearing high-end shoes is knowing  I could probably meet the person who cobbled my shoes, look around and not feel bad about myself.  I can’t say the same thing about my groceries.

So when I discovered Greenling — a service delivering local, organic food and produce to your door (in super fuel-efficient vans, of course) once a week– I thought, “I’m having that!”  At $50 for both the local produce basket and the Farmstead basket of dairy/meat/bread goodies a week, it’s about the same as I’d regularly spend on groceries, plus I know if I really wanted to, I could get in my car and drive down to see where my food is produced.

Buying: The Breton Shirt. Shockingly versatile,  always chic and improves with age. Sound familiar (notice how I kept out the part about “found on top of French sailors?” That’s because I’m a LADY.) Accept no substitutes. It’s gotta come straight outta Brittany.  This company has the best prices and offers free worldwide airmail delivery.

So what’s turning your pages this week?


  1. Miss Plumcake – if I may humbly recommend the wonderful short story collection, The Woman Who Gave Birth To Rabbits (relax, there are no actual rabbits had) by Emma Donoghue, I think it’d bookend the Carson wonderfully.

    I am listening to Amanda Palmer, Darlene Love (inspired by the passing of Ellie Greenwich, RIP), and a bit of Goldfrapp. Loving my brand new, utterly decadent, dark pink super king duvet cover (my mother would say “It looks straight out of a Tahitian knocking shop!” This, of course, is the goal). I am wearing headbands – a look I never thought I could pull off after passing through puberty, but have reaped compliments on. And I am reading Lolita, finally, which is beautiful and queasy-making.

    Comment by Margo — September 29, 2009 @ 2:18 pm

  2. oh, my. DSquared2’s collection is frightening. There are some interesting peices, but the overall concept makes my teeth hurt.

    Comment by rebecca — September 29, 2009 @ 2:31 pm

  3. Reading: The Media Relations Department of Hizbollah Wishes You a Happy Birthday by Neil MacFarquhar (I think I said a couple of weeks ago that I was going to read this, but I ended up reading something else first). Also, did you know it’s Banned Books Week?

    Watching: Glee (on Wednesday evenings). One of the most hilarious television shows I’ve ever seen.

    Hearing: Michael Franti & Spearhead’s Yell Fire

    Smelling: Bliss perfume oil from BPAL (milk chocolatey goodness!)

    Loving: My new Vera Wang jeans

    Wanting: A new fall wardrobe

    Comment by Cat — September 29, 2009 @ 7:57 pm

  4. I HEART Green Wing. And I like your taste in men! :D

    Comment by Becs — October 5, 2009 @ 7:28 pm

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