Comments on: Seen Any Crappy Movies Lately?

By: Andrea Watson

Andrea Watson — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 08:07:41 +0000

David Boreanaz is definitely the best actor for Bones-,-

By: Reginald Hayner

Reginald Hayner — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 12:35:35 +0000

Hmmm Ewen McGregor and Jim Carrey making out???? If you want to see that, then you better go see I Love You Phillip Morris!

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:52:04 +0000

Dude, where’s my Lepus?

By: Twistie

Twistie — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:04:02 +0000

Wow! Talk about some deathless verse, Manolo!

By: Manolo

Manolo — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 06:36:39 +0000

The Night of the Lepus!!!! Ayyyyy! Nearly 20-years ago, when the Manolo still thought he could write verse, he composed the short poem based upon this movie.

Tuesday 2:37 AM
Sitting in my underwear
watching a movie about giant rabbits
that ate a town in Washington.
It wasn’t very good.
But I watched in anyway,
wondering where you had gone with my car.

By: La BellaDonna

La BellaDonna — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:30:05 +0000

Oh, my Dad LOVED “Night of the Lepus”! As he said, “But they’re still … bunnies!” Doesn’t matter that they’re 40 feet tall, flesh-eating, whatever … they’re bunnies! Not going to find the “frightening” in that.

One of my don’t-miss-favorites: Satan’s Cheerleaders! It’s a real popcorn-tosser (at the TV screen, rather than “up”).

I actually LOVE “Earth Girls Are Easy”. And, believe it or not, I don’t think “Showgirls” is that bad a movie; I’ve seen far worse. I’ve certainly seen far more PRETENTIOUS movies, ugh. I like “Fifth Element” and “The Fearless Vampire Killers”, too, on their own merits (minimal though they may be).

I’ll watch “bad” over “pretentious”, any day. I’ll scream more over “historical” movies that aren’t, than I will over popcorn-tossers.

By: Asterix

Asterix — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:55:39 +0000

How about Hackers with Angelina Jolie?

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By: Twistie

Twistie — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 02:57:53 +0000

Oh Animal Girl, you are in for a huge treat with Calimari Wrestler! I howled with laughter through the whole thing. It’s awesome bad!

Today I saw a great lousy film for the first time. It’s called Chained For Life and tells the tragic tale of a pair of cojoined twins, one of whom is on trial for murder.

By: Animal_Girl

Animal_Girl — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 02:44:38 +0000

I have to agree with several of the choices on this list including “Jesus Christ Vampire Huner: His Faith Impales You” (my friends can thank me later for forcing them to watch it and refusing to turn it off) and Night of the Lepus both of which I watched for the first time this last summer. Also I have to include Black Sheep (not the one with Chris Farley); it is intentionally bad movie set in New Zealand abot a guy who fears sheep who returns to the family farm at the suggestion of his psychiatrist so of course there end up being weresheep/zombie sheep. “Dead and Breakfast” is also a great movie and is narrated by a country and western band…until they are turned into zombies…then they RAP the narration. Oh and we can’t forget Killer Klowns from outer space where they turn people into cotton candy.

Childhood favorites would also have to inlude the Toxic Avenger” and “Return of the Toxic Avenger” which were classics on USA Up All Night.

I also have it on good authority that “Calamari Wrestler” is a great bad movie but I can’t say from personal experience…yet.

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:36:49 +0000

I have a bit of the William Shatner in Esperanto film on my blog: here ya go, don't say I never did nuthin for ya. And if you're the patient type, the whole thing's been posted to YouTube; if you're not, the DVD has just been released! I bet you're thrilled. And I wanted to add The Fearless Vampire Killers, starring Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate. And the original Casino Royale with David Niven and Woody Allen as James Bond. Lotta drugs in the Sixties.