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October 11, 2009

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Ride ‘Em Cowboy Edition

Filed under: Twistie's Sunday Caption Madness — Twistie @ 8:30 am

Hi ho Silver…er,,,caption lovers! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You all know how this works. I post a pic that’s simply crying out (or at least crying into its Corn Flakes) for a good caption. You provide that caption via the comments box. Next saturday I declare a winner, and we all go out for virtual pizza. Except for that pizza bit. That doesn’t really happen.

Today’s image comes from the depths of the Just Plain Wrong file. Here it is.




  1. Although he told himself that the big horns were just “rad,” in his heart, Bruce knew he was compensating for his small male parts.

    Comment by class factotum — October 11, 2009 @ 10:32 am

  2. It turns out that, like rental cars, one never quite knows what you’re going to get when the ox rental company loses the reservation and gives you the last “luxury vehicle” on the lot.

    Comment by sabrina — October 11, 2009 @ 12:12 pm

  3. Caution, makes wide turns!

    Comment by annie — October 11, 2009 @ 12:24 pm

  4. Everything is bigger in Texas.

    Comment by Nomie — October 11, 2009 @ 1:25 pm

  5. You need to book six months in advance for a flying horse, they said. You’ll never notice the difference, they said. Hmph.

    Comment by Sniper — October 11, 2009 @ 1:29 pm

  6. Do these horns make my butt look big?

    Comment by Katie — October 11, 2009 @ 1:46 pm

  7. Josh”s 4-H Fair entry demonstrated the difference in the effect of Viagra on cattle as opposed to humans. Josh’s father was about to demonstrate the effects of a hair brush applied to Josh’s butt for the unauthorized theft of his little blue pills.

    Comment by gemdiva — October 11, 2009 @ 5:24 pm

  8. Before you mock my ride, Jessie said, find out how small my carbon footprint is.

    Comment by Margo — October 11, 2009 @ 6:37 pm

  9. And the crime is that while Chris didn’t even place, her cow came in second in the “Queen Amidala” Hairstyle Contest.

    Comment by Cassie — October 11, 2009 @ 6:51 pm

  10. Poor little billy joe didnt know what he was in for when he decided to Grab life by the horns

    Comment by Jessie — October 11, 2009 @ 10:07 pm

  11. It had lasted more than four hours but somehow Reginald just *couldn’t* force himself to consult his physician.

    Comment by Miss Fontina Fromage — October 12, 2009 @ 11:40 am

  12. you mess with the bull – you get the horns…

    Comment by g-dog — October 12, 2009 @ 7:35 pm

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