Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Ride ‘Em Cowboy Edition » Manolo for the Big Girl!





Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Ride ‘Em Cowboy Edition

By Twistie

Hi ho Silver…er,,,caption lovers! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You all know how this works. I post a pic that’s simply crying out (or at least crying into its Corn Flakes) for a good caption. You provide that caption via the comments box. Next saturday I declare a winner, and we all go out for virtual pizza. Except for that pizza bit. That doesn’t really happen.

Today’s image comes from the depths of the Just Plain Wrong file. Here it is.

huge+horns3

Ready…set…snark!









12 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Ride ‘Em Cowboy Edition”




  1. class factotum Says:

    Although he told himself that the big horns were just “rad,” in his heart, Bruce knew he was compensating for his small male parts.




  2. sabrina Says:

    It turns out that, like rental cars, one never quite knows what you’re going to get when the ox rental company loses the reservation and gives you the last “luxury vehicle” on the lot.




  3. annie Says:

    Caution, makes wide turns!




  4. Nomie Says:

    Everything is bigger in Texas.




  5. Sniper Says:

    You need to book six months in advance for a flying horse, they said. You’ll never notice the difference, they said. Hmph.




  6. Katie Says:

    Do these horns make my butt look big?




  7. gemdiva Says:

    Josh’’s 4-H Fair entry demonstrated the difference in the effect of Viagra on cattle as opposed to humans. Josh’s father was about to demonstrate the effects of a hair brush applied to Josh’s butt for the unauthorized theft of his little blue pills.




  8. Margo Says:

    Before you mock my ride, Jessie said, find out how small my carbon footprint is.




  9. Cassie Says:

    And the crime is that while Chris didn’t even place, her cow came in second in the “Queen Amidala” Hairstyle Contest.




  10. Jessie Says:

    Poor little billy joe didnt know what he was in for when he decided to Grab life by the horns




  11. Miss Fontina Fromage Says:

    It had lasted more than four hours but somehow Reginald just *couldn’t* force himself to consult his physician.




  12. g-dog Says:

    you mess with the bull – you get the horns…




Leave a Reply












Disclaimer: Manolo the Shoeblogger is not Manolo Blahnik
Copyright © 2009; Manolo the Shoeblogger, All Rights Reserved




  • Recent Comments:

    • The Big Question: Your Town (44)
      • AmazonPrincess: I grew up all over Sonoma County, in CA. Most of my childhood was spent along the Russian River in...

      • hickchick: I wish I could love Austin as much as I love the people I’ve met here. I miss seasons and cheap rent...

      • dcsurfergirl: I love DC! I live just outside of it in the Maryland suburbs. I love DC for all the reasons others gave...

    • Oi! Listen up! (6)
      • jen209: That swimsuit is darling, but I can only imagine the tan line one would get from it! Though, I...

      • Rosa: Why not the sunscreen on the tum? Seriously, I want to know – does it have to do with all the internal...

      • La Petite Acadienne: Now I want to be naked, happy and full of pork chop. But, I am clad, sporting an armful of gold...

    • Decision 2010: Green Sneaks Edition (35)
      • Kath: Squeee! Get the Cons! I <3 my Cons, I have the raspberry ones and absolutely live in them. Now I want green...

      • jeannemarie: I know they’re not sneakers, but my daughter just bought these cool patent leather lime green doc...









  • Subscribe!

    Editor

    Plumcake

    Bloggers

    Twistie

    Publisher

    Manolo the Shoeblogger






    Categories