Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Ride ‘Em Cowboy Edition

October 11, 2009 in Twistie's Sunday Caption Madness with 12 Comments

Hi ho Silver…er,,,caption lovers! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You all know how this works. I post a pic that’s simply crying out (or at least crying into its Corn Flakes) for a good caption. You provide that caption via the comments box. Next saturday I declare a winner, and we all go out for virtual pizza. Except for that pizza bit. That doesn’t really happen.

Today’s image comes from the depths of the Just Plain Wrong file. Here it is.

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Ready…set…snark!

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12 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Ride ‘Em Cowboy Edition”

  1. class factotum October 11, 2009 at 10:32 am #

    Although he told himself that the big horns were just “rad,” in his heart, Bruce knew he was compensating for his small male parts.

  2. sabrina October 11, 2009 at 12:12 pm #

    It turns out that, like rental cars, one never quite knows what you’re going to get when the ox rental company loses the reservation and gives you the last “luxury vehicle” on the lot.

  3. annie October 11, 2009 at 12:24 pm #

    Caution, makes wide turns!

  4. Nomie October 11, 2009 at 1:25 pm #

    Everything is bigger in Texas.

  5. Sniper October 11, 2009 at 1:29 pm #

    You need to book six months in advance for a flying horse, they said. You’ll never notice the difference, they said. Hmph.

  6. Katie October 11, 2009 at 1:46 pm #

    Do these horns make my butt look big?

  7. gemdiva October 11, 2009 at 5:24 pm #

    Josh”s 4-H Fair entry demonstrated the difference in the effect of Viagra on cattle as opposed to humans. Josh’s father was about to demonstrate the effects of a hair brush applied to Josh’s butt for the unauthorized theft of his little blue pills.

  8. Margo October 11, 2009 at 6:37 pm #

    Before you mock my ride, Jessie said, find out how small my carbon footprint is.

  9. Cassie October 11, 2009 at 6:51 pm #

    And the crime is that while Chris didn’t even place, her cow came in second in the “Queen Amidala” Hairstyle Contest.

  10. Jessie October 11, 2009 at 10:07 pm #

    Poor little billy joe didnt know what he was in for when he decided to Grab life by the horns

  11. Miss Fontina Fromage October 12, 2009 at 11:40 am #

    It had lasted more than four hours but somehow Reginald just *couldn’t* force himself to consult his physician.

  12. g-dog October 12, 2009 at 7:35 pm #

    you mess with the bull – you get the horns…