Whoopsie, this went up before I was finished! Anyhoodle, today’s Monday Hotness is only the second time in Hotness History where I’ve posted Hotnii with whom –all things being equal– I’d not like to get squelchy.
David Bowie and Zachary Quinto. There is one reason David Bowie is leading this list and one reason only: my best friend Meghan would buy a plane ticket, a knife, a map, one of those GPS things because she can’t actually READ a map, rent a car, break into my house and kill me in my sleep if I didn’t. So here you go Meghs, number one with a bullet:
David Bowie as The Goblin King in Labyrinth
Malcolm McDowell as Alex in A Clockwork Orange 1972. Saw this once in college, have no need to ever EVER see it again. EVER. Screwed me up for MONTHS. Still, Malcolm does bring a strange Ewan MacGregor-y hotness. Plus we all know I’m a sucker for a good hat and false lashes.
One you’ve probably not seen:
Robert Mitchum as Max Cady in Cape Fear
I watched this while I was on vacation, which perhaps was ill advised since I was actually quite near Cape Fear. I’ve never seen the DeNiro remake because I prefer my scenery cut, not chewed.
Ralph Fiennes as Amon Goeth in Schindler’s List The most monstrous villain of them all since Amon Goeth was a real person, but I’m a sucker for Ralph Fiennes. I remember watching some Harry Potter flick and thinking “well, yeah, I’d still probably hit that.”
Zachary Quinto as Sylar in Heroes
Dude. I just don’t see it. He looks like a horny camel, but I know you’ll all get your snuggies in a sling if I didn’t mention him so FINE.
Finally, one of you CLEARLY CRAZY PEOPLE asked where Alan Rickman was on this list. If you recall, there is a Alan Rickman Embargo here at MftBG for reasons you can read here (and see lots of pictures of him shirtless too. If you’re into that sort of thing. Which is gross.)