Remember, kiddies, Halloween is a dangerous time. Here are a few tips to keep you safe and sane in a world of ghosties, goblins, and random things that go bump in the night.
Don’t take candy from strangers
Watch out for zombie cats
And always listen to Eddie.
Actually I think “always listen to Eddie” is a rule for daily living.
Comment by Monica — October 31, 2009 @ 12:23 pm
Damn he makes a hot princess, doesn’t he?
Comment by Phyllis — October 31, 2009 @ 2:22 pm
@Monica: You are quite correct.
@Phyllis: Yes, yes he does.
Comment by Twistie — October 31, 2009 @ 2:28 pm
Eddie could trick or treat on my doorstep any time he likes. I have, um, candy for him. Lots of candy.
Comment by Margo — November 1, 2009 @ 7:39 am
I love you. Thanks for existing.
Comment by Amber — November 1, 2009 @ 10:34 am
@Margo: So do I.
@Amber: You’re welcome, and the feeling is entirely mutual.
Comment by Twistie — November 1, 2009 @ 10:43 am