A Halloween PSA From Manolo for the Big Girl
Remember, kiddies, Halloween is a dangerous time. Here are a few tips to keep you safe and sane in a world of ghosties, goblins, and random things that go bump in the night.
Don’t take candy from strangers

Watch out for zombie cats

And always listen to Eddie.



Actually I think “always listen to Eddie” is a rule for daily living.
Damn he makes a hot princess, doesn’t he?
@Monica: You are quite correct.
@Phyllis: Yes, yes he does.
Eddie could trick or treat on my doorstep any time he likes. I have, um, candy for him. Lots of candy.
I love you. Thanks for existing.
@Margo: So do I.
@Amber: You’re welcome, and the feeling is entirely mutual.