The Daily Kick: The Jokes Just Write Themselves
By PlumcakeI’ve just stared at this page for ten minutes and you know what? There isn’t a SINGLE joke I could make that wouldn’t get me fired. So, uh, here’s a shoe. Covered in fur. As per usual.
I’ve just stared at this page for ten minutes and you know what? There isn’t a SINGLE joke I could make that wouldn’t get me fired. So, uh, here’s a shoe. Covered in fur. As per usual.
November 9th, 2009 at 3:06 am
Um I so don’t understand. I mean I usually don’t understand shoes, but this one is way beyond me.
I’m thinking – slipper with a heel? Really?
November 9th, 2009 at 8:16 am
This cries out for a sentence that includes the words beaver and fur. I’ll let y’all fill in the rest.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:06 am
I bet your ankles would be cozy in those. My 4 year old son wants a pair.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Wow.
Um…
Those are…
Yeah, you’re right. Stunned silence seems the only response.
Wow.
November 9th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Were these Freudian slippers really necessary?
November 9th, 2009 at 10:55 am
No. Just….no.
November 9th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Uh…did a rat crawl up and die on a shoe?
November 9th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
at least its a closed toe
November 9th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
So, for maintenance, would you use polish or wax?
November 9th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Like the container in the back of the refrigerator, shoes in the back of the closet can be taken over by other life forms.
November 9th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
*Shakes cat out of shoe*
Well, it would work for pussyfooting around.
Just sayin’.
November 9th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
This furry shoe is just too much. I proudly wear size 11 shoes. Could you imagine this scary shoe in a size 11, 12, 13 or 14? I definitely wouldn’t share this scary shoe with my full-footed sisters at Your Feet Make You Unique. It’s like walking around with a small furry animal attached to your feet.
November 10th, 2009 at 2:04 am
Looks like a yak hoof.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:20 am
It’s a Secret Lady Garden as a boot!! There I said it….what?
November 10th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Okay, but you save $569.07 with this sale.
Count me as another who’s grateful that at least it’s a closed toe.
November 10th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I believe this is what Cinderella wore to the ball. The notion of the “glass slipper” comes from a confusion between the French words “vair” (fur — what the story actually said) and “verre” (glass).
November 10th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
@ daisyj…I just blew coffee on my monitor!
November 10th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
I think they’re so unabashedly over the top they’re wonderful. I’d wear them and enjoy every single doubletake they received.