The Daily Kick: The Jokes Just Write Themselves

November 9, 2009 in The Daily Kick with 18 Comments

furry shoe

I’ve just stared at this page for ten minutes and you know what? There isn’t a SINGLE joke I could make that wouldn’t get me fired. So, uh, here’s a shoe. Covered in fur. As per usual.

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18 Responses to “The Daily Kick: The Jokes Just Write Themselves”

  1. RHCD November 9, 2009 at 3:06 am #

    Um I so don’t understand. I mean I usually don’t understand shoes, but this one is way beyond me.

    I’m thinking – slipper with a heel? Really?

  2. Phyllis November 9, 2009 at 8:16 am #

    This cries out for a sentence that includes the words beaver and fur. I’ll let y’all fill in the rest.

  3. Rayne of Terror November 9, 2009 at 10:06 am #

    I bet your ankles would be cozy in those. My 4 year old son wants a pair.

  4. Style Spy November 9, 2009 at 10:08 am #

    Wow.

    Um…

    Those are…

    Yeah, you’re right. Stunned silence seems the only response.

    Wow.

  5. dcsurfergirl November 9, 2009 at 10:29 am #

    Were these Freudian slippers really necessary?

  6. ChloeMireille November 9, 2009 at 10:55 am #

    No. Just….no.

  7. Danielle November 9, 2009 at 1:57 pm #

    Uh…did a rat crawl up and die on a shoe?

  8. Kimks November 9, 2009 at 2:52 pm #

    at least its a closed toe

  9. daisyj November 9, 2009 at 5:24 pm #

    So, for maintenance, would you use polish or wax?

  10. jojo.k November 9, 2009 at 6:02 pm #

    Like the container in the back of the refrigerator, shoes in the back of the closet can be taken over by other life forms.

  11. La BellaDonna November 9, 2009 at 7:43 pm #

    *Shakes cat out of shoe*

    Well, it would work for pussyfooting around.

    Just sayin’.

  12. Andrea November 9, 2009 at 11:53 pm #

    This furry shoe is just too much. I proudly wear size 11 shoes. Could you imagine this scary shoe in a size 11, 12, 13 or 14? I definitely wouldn’t share this scary shoe with my full-footed sisters at Your Feet Make You Unique. It’s like walking around with a small furry animal attached to your feet.

  13. zuzu November 10, 2009 at 2:04 am #

    Looks like a yak hoof.

  14. AmazonAngelle November 10, 2009 at 3:20 am #

    It’s a Secret Lady Garden as a boot!! There I said it….what?

  15. chachaheels November 10, 2009 at 10:02 am #

    Okay, but you save $569.07 with this sale.

    Count me as another who’s grateful that at least it’s a closed toe.

  16. Nancy November 10, 2009 at 12:39 pm #

    I believe this is what Cinderella wore to the ball. The notion of the “glass slipper” comes from a confusion between the French words “vair” (fur — what the story actually said) and “verre” (glass).

  17. Tara November 10, 2009 at 6:10 pm #

    @ daisyj…I just blew coffee on my monitor!

  18. Rabrab November 10, 2009 at 9:55 pm #

    I think they’re so unabashedly over the top they’re wonderful. I’d wear them and enjoy every single doubletake they received.