Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Dream Date Edition

December 27, 2009 in Twistie's Sunday Caption Madness with 17 Comments

Hey Everyone, it’s time for the final Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness of 2009! You know how this works. I post a picture with loads of potential for captioning. You provide said captions via the comments function. next week, I’ll declare a winner and we will all boogie with joy for the victor.

This image comes to you from  the Down and Dirty file and looks a little like this:

Mystery Date Ready…set…snark!

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17 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Dream Date Edition”

  1. wroy December 27, 2009 at 11:28 am #

    Got Dirt! :)

  2. klee December 27, 2009 at 11:39 am #

    Val Kilmer emerged from retirement to star in the new Michael Bay film “Bigfoot”

  3. KellyGirl December 27, 2009 at 12:11 pm #

    Being not very bright, Bubba had taken it quite literally when Momma told him that, in order to find a wife, he’d need to find someone who set the bar pretty low.

  4. Nomie December 27, 2009 at 12:50 pm #

    The “real person” challenge for Project Runway: Siberia resulted in some rather unconventional ensembles.

  5. Margo December 27, 2009 at 1:06 pm #

    Carl swore by his 100% organic al fresco mud bath treatment to soothe those nasty post-bikini wax ingrown hairs.

  6. Lauren December 27, 2009 at 1:32 pm #

    The only thing more disturbing than his “innie”, was the “outie” that emerged from below.

  7. Ripley December 27, 2009 at 2:43 pm #

    “And right here is where I buried the body of the person who uploaded my photo to ‘People of WalMart,’ Miss City Slicker!”

  8. gemdiva December 27, 2009 at 7:18 pm #

    Humphrey Mellamud lived a carefree and happy life until the day the outhouse exploded.

  9. perletwo December 27, 2009 at 8:11 pm #

    When Rhonda read about the Alaskan logging town with three times as many single men as single women, this was not quite what she had in mind.

  10. Rayo December 28, 2009 at 4:09 am #

    Little known fact: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre guy never missed a photo opportunity…

  11. All Women Stalker December 28, 2009 at 7:10 am #

    TUMMY!!!!

    -Denise

  12. J S December 28, 2009 at 11:27 am #

    I took the Cholesterol Challenge . . . and lost.

  13. Jane H. December 28, 2009 at 12:47 pm #

    Please Santa, I wasn’t THAT bad this year!

  14. g-dog December 29, 2009 at 2:33 am #

    C’mon & hike my treasure trail.

  15. bushpiglet December 29, 2009 at 3:40 am #

    Mr DeMille, I’m ready for my close up now

  16. haeiley December 29, 2009 at 10:55 am #

    Lester’s friends told him he needed a new pick-up line. “You shur gotta purdy mouth” just wasn’t working with Bobbi Jean.

  17. dcsurfergirl December 29, 2009 at 12:40 pm #

    Stand by your man.