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December 27, 2009

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Dream Date Edition

Filed under: Twistie's Sunday Caption Madness — Twistie @ 8:30 am

Hey Everyone, it’s time for the final Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness of 2009! You know how this works. I post a picture with loads of potential for captioning. You provide said captions via the comments function. next week, I’ll declare a winner and we will all boogie with joy for the victor.

This image comes to you from  the Down and Dirty file and looks a little like this:

Mystery Date Ready…set…snark!

17 Comments

  1. Got Dirt! :)

    Comment by wroy — December 27, 2009 @ 11:28 am

  2. Val Kilmer emerged from retirement to star in the new Michael Bay film “Bigfoot”

    Comment by klee — December 27, 2009 @ 11:39 am

  3. Being not very bright, Bubba had taken it quite literally when Momma told him that, in order to find a wife, he’d need to find someone who set the bar pretty low.

    Comment by KellyGirl — December 27, 2009 @ 12:11 pm

  4. The “real person” challenge for Project Runway: Siberia resulted in some rather unconventional ensembles.

    Comment by Nomie — December 27, 2009 @ 12:50 pm

  5. Carl swore by his 100% organic al fresco mud bath treatment to soothe those nasty post-bikini wax ingrown hairs.

    Comment by Margo — December 27, 2009 @ 1:06 pm

  6. The only thing more disturbing than his “innie”, was the “outie” that emerged from below.

    Comment by Lauren — December 27, 2009 @ 1:32 pm

  7. “And right here is where I buried the body of the person who uploaded my photo to ‘People of WalMart,’ Miss City Slicker!”

    Comment by Ripley — December 27, 2009 @ 2:43 pm

  8. Humphrey Mellamud lived a carefree and happy life until the day the outhouse exploded.

    Comment by gemdiva — December 27, 2009 @ 7:18 pm

  9. When Rhonda read about the Alaskan logging town with three times as many single men as single women, this was not quite what she had in mind.

    Comment by perletwo — December 27, 2009 @ 8:11 pm

  10. Little known fact: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre guy never missed a photo opportunity…

    Comment by Rayo — December 28, 2009 @ 4:09 am

  11. TUMMY!!!!

    -Denise

    Comment by All Women Stalker — December 28, 2009 @ 7:10 am

  12. I took the Cholesterol Challenge . . . and lost.

    Comment by J S — December 28, 2009 @ 11:27 am

  13. Please Santa, I wasn’t THAT bad this year!

    Comment by Jane H. — December 28, 2009 @ 12:47 pm

  14. C’mon & hike my treasure trail.

    Comment by g-dog — December 29, 2009 @ 2:33 am

  15. Mr DeMille, I’m ready for my close up now

    Comment by bushpiglet — December 29, 2009 @ 3:40 am

  16. Lester’s friends told him he needed a new pick-up line. “You shur gotta purdy mouth” just wasn’t working with Bobbi Jean.

    Comment by haeiley — December 29, 2009 @ 10:55 am

  17. Stand by your man.

    Comment by dcsurfergirl — December 29, 2009 @ 12:40 pm

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