I wish to begin this post by telling you all that you are very, very sick people. The bad news: huge medical bills. The good news: I wouldn’t love you all nearly so much if you got any better. That means no huge medical bills, yay!
Anyway.
Last week I slapped you all squarely in the face with this deathless image:
and you came back swinging with seventeen hilarious captions.
In the end, though, there can be but one winner. This week the laurel and hearty handshake goes to Margo for this…very special beauty tip:
Carl swore by his 100% organic al fresco mud bath treatment to soothe those nasty post-bikini wax ingrown hairs.
Congratulations, Margo! And thanks to everyone who played. I’ll be having nightmares about your entries.