Manolo for the Big Girl Fashion, Lifestyle, and Humor for the Plus Sized Woman.

January 10, 2010

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Disney on Ayyyyys! Edition

Filed under: Twistie's Sunday Caption Madness — Twistie @ 11:53 am

Greetings, caption fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You know how this works. I pick a picture that’s simply wailing for a caption, you provide said captions via the comments box, next week I declare a winner, and we all have a huge virtual celebration for said winner.

This week’s image comes to you from the closet of potential childhood nightmares and it looks a bit like this:



  1. Hmm….I wonder if there’s any honey in here….

    Comment by Rayo — January 10, 2010 @ 12:39 pm

  2. A week after the disney cafeteria instituted its new “healthy-cooking policy”, Pooh took a hostage until honey was returned to the menu.

    Comment by klee — January 10, 2010 @ 5:59 pm

  3. Winnie-the-Wingman distracted the child while Tigger tried his best pick-up lines on the mom.

    Comment by haeiley — January 10, 2010 @ 7:32 pm

  4. Little Johnny’s “What I Did For Summer Vacation” essay raised eyebrows all over the school, but it turns out “Pooh in My Hair” wasn’t as bad as they’d thought.

    Comment by Cassie — January 10, 2010 @ 8:20 pm

  5. Righty-tighty lefty-loosey…

    Comment by marvel — January 10, 2010 @ 11:33 pm

  6. Pooh Bear from the Planet Furries got a Teddy Boy for Solstice!

    Comment by Jennie — January 11, 2010 @ 10:34 am

  7. As Tigger passed the plate, Winnie, who had been ordained through a perfectly legitimate non-denominational online seminary, cast out the demons that had been afflicting Billy. “Begone, Satan!” he said. “Torment Billy no longer!”

    Then Billy had some cotton candy.

    Comment by the gold digger — January 11, 2010 @ 10:43 am

  8. Disney’s brainwashing techniques are taken to a new level.

    Comment by Jade Wombat — January 11, 2010 @ 12:29 pm

  9. Nobody knows what was in the tea at Rabbit’s last party, but ever since then, Pooh’s appetites have taken a sinister turn.

    Comment by LL — January 11, 2010 @ 12:42 pm

  10. Wow, everyone’s captions are already so funny that mine might not even make the muster.

    “If I keep pushing down,” thought Winnie, “I could fit him into my honey pot.”

    Comment by BrooklynShoeBabe — January 11, 2010 @ 6:48 pm

RSS feed for comments on this post.

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.

Powered by WordPress