Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Disney on Ayyyyys! Edition
By TwistieGreetings, caption fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You know how this works. I pick a picture that’s simply wailing for a caption, you provide said captions via the comments box, next week I declare a winner, and we all have a huge virtual celebration for said winner.
This week’s image comes to you from the closet of potential childhood nightmares and it looks a bit like this:
Ready…Set…Snark!
January 10th, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Hmm….I wonder if there’s any honey in here….
January 10th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
A week after the disney cafeteria instituted its new “healthy-cooking policy”, Pooh took a hostage until honey was returned to the menu.
January 10th, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Winnie-the-Wingman distracted the child while Tigger tried his best pick-up lines on the mom.
January 10th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
Little Johnny’s “What I Did For Summer Vacation” essay raised eyebrows all over the school, but it turns out “Pooh in My Hair” wasn’t as bad as they’d thought.
January 10th, 2010 at 11:33 pm
Righty-tighty lefty-loosey…
January 11th, 2010 at 10:34 am
Pooh Bear from the Planet Furries got a Teddy Boy for Solstice!
January 11th, 2010 at 10:43 am
As Tigger passed the plate, Winnie, who had been ordained through a perfectly legitimate non-denominational online seminary, cast out the demons that had been afflicting Billy. “Begone, Satan!” he said. “Torment Billy no longer!”
Then Billy had some cotton candy.
January 11th, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Disney’s brainwashing techniques are taken to a new level.
January 11th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Nobody knows what was in the tea at Rabbit’s last party, but ever since then, Pooh’s appetites have taken a sinister turn.
January 11th, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Wow, everyone’s captions are already so funny that mine might not even make the muster.
“If I keep pushing down,” thought Winnie, “I could fit him into my honey pot.”