Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Frightening Fendi Edition
And a cheery good morning to all you caption fans out there. It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!
You all know how this works. I post a picture in desperate need of a caption. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner who gets an entirely virtual trophy and we all live happily ever after.
This week’s image comes to you from the workshops of Fendi, and it looks a little bit like this:
Ready… set… snark!
For those times when the small honey-bear just won’t do
Hamsters have lived caged far too long, and have planned their escape via Trojan Hamster robot!
In an effort to capture the attention span of rich 3 year-olds everywhere, plans are in place for the future TV show, “Yo Fendi Fendi.”
These guys behind me are TOTALLY checking me out!
The first Cylon prototype….
“He-e-ere kitty, kitty, kitty!”
I just have to say, that I have one of these, and it dominates my living room. :)
The new Fendi in-store security system was created in the likeness of a mustard yellow, giant, plastic rodent so as not to intimidate patrons. Gloria St. Nougat of Patterson, NJ (who was routinely accompanied by her pet Persian, Robespierre, on shopping excursions); was severely mauled and subsequently hospitalized when the terrified feline mistook the apparatus for Rodanticus, the devine dispenser of Karmic retribution and tried to escape by boring a hole through Gloria’s mid section. Gloria is suing Fendi, claiming that on windy days, the residual holes in her abdomen play a high C which she finds most inconvenient. Lawyers for Fendi have pointed out that this is actually an asset, as she can now hail a cab without waving her arms.
Bob may be a big boy, but he still doesn’t put away his toys.
Man, Pokemon’s going to be pissed that I got the Fendi gig