Howdy, pardners! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.
You all know how this works. I find a picture that is weeping into its Corn Flakes for a caption. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner, and there will be much rejoicing. Are you all ready? Then we’ll begin.
This week’s image comes from the depths of my ‘give everyone the bird’ file and it looks a little like this:
Ready… set… snark!
“You know, when you advertised ‘Man with a Big Cock’ on Craigslist, this isn’t exactly what I was expecting.”
Comment by Jen — April 11, 2010 @ 10:51 am
“Check it out, maw! THIS one has a snooze button!”
Comment by Emily — April 11, 2010 @ 10:59 am
“The missus told me to take my cock downtown and party, so that’s what I’m doing.”
Comment by Bree — April 11, 2010 @ 11:19 am
size DOES matter….
Comment by Bon Vintage — April 11, 2010 @ 1:05 pm
this chicken is limited edition.
Comment by openvz vps — April 11, 2010 @ 1:50 pm
This is not what I thought you meant when you said you had a huge pecker, Farmer John.
Comment by Wendy — April 11, 2010 @ 2:09 pm
Peter wept.
Comment by Violet — April 11, 2010 @ 4:46 pm
OMG Violet.
Comment by Plumcake — April 11, 2010 @ 4:53 pm
And they said turning a nuclear silo into a chicken coop was a bad idea
Comment by Katie — April 11, 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Even after years of therapy, Marshall couldn’t get over how the other roosters used to make fun of his tiny farmer.
Comment by LL — April 12, 2010 @ 11:31 am
(there is a reason the cock is my icon) (no srsly)
Comment by Violet — April 12, 2010 @ 4:03 pm
LL I so wish I had thought of that, I laughed so hard I spat out my tea!
Comment by Bush Piglet — April 13, 2010 @ 5:46 am