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April 11, 2010

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Chicken Not-So-Little Edition

Filed under: Twistie's Sunday Caption Madness — Twistie @ 8:30 am

Howdy, pardners! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You all know how this works. I find a picture that is weeping into its Corn Flakes for a caption. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner, and there will be much rejoicing. Are you all ready? Then we’ll begin.

This week’s image comes from the depths of my ‘give everyone the bird’ file and it looks a little like this:

huge-cock Ready… set… snark!


  1. “You know, when you advertised ‘Man with a Big Cock’ on Craigslist, this isn’t exactly what I was expecting.”

    Comment by Jen — April 11, 2010 @ 10:51 am

  2. “Check it out, maw! THIS one has a snooze button!”

    Comment by Emily — April 11, 2010 @ 10:59 am

  3. “The missus told me to take my cock downtown and party, so that’s what I’m doing.”

    Comment by Bree — April 11, 2010 @ 11:19 am

  4. size DOES matter….

    Comment by Bon Vintage — April 11, 2010 @ 1:05 pm

  5. this chicken is limited edition.

    Comment by openvz vps — April 11, 2010 @ 1:50 pm

  6. This is not what I thought you meant when you said you had a huge pecker, Farmer John.

    Comment by Wendy — April 11, 2010 @ 2:09 pm

  7. Peter wept.

    Comment by Violet — April 11, 2010 @ 4:46 pm

  8. OMG Violet.

    Comment by Plumcake — April 11, 2010 @ 4:53 pm

  9. And they said turning a nuclear silo into a chicken coop was a bad idea

    Comment by Katie — April 11, 2010 @ 11:45 pm

  10. Even after years of therapy, Marshall couldn’t get over how the other roosters used to make fun of his tiny farmer.

    Comment by LL — April 12, 2010 @ 11:31 am

  11. (there is a reason the cock is my icon) (no srsly)

    Comment by Violet — April 12, 2010 @ 4:03 pm

  12. LL I so wish I had thought of that, I laughed so hard I spat out my tea!

    Comment by Bush Piglet — April 13, 2010 @ 5:46 am

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