Oh my GOSH you guys, I can’t believe ANYONE would think ABC could POSSIBLY be setting a double standard by refusing to run Lane Bryant’s new lingerie commercial –citing “excessive cleavage”– during Dancing With the Stars!
It’s so simple!
THIS is okay:
THIS is not:
I mean DUH.
Not convinced? Fine, let’s have another example.
This is obviously totally appropriate family viewing:
THIS is like forcing your nana to make out with Bin Laden:
Piddling on Old Glory:
Baking cookies for a veteran:
Baking cookies for Jane Fonda:
Slashing the tires on those silly little Shriner cars:
I mean I just don’t understand how people can be so stupid as to not tell the difference between what is CLEARLY Mouse-approved wholesome family entertainment and the sort of society destroying media dreck Lane Bryant is trying to use to sell underwear! Team ABC!