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Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Phenomenal Phone Edition | Manolo for the Big Girl

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Phenomenal Phone Edition

Greetings, captions fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You all know how this works. I choose a photo that’s simply weeping into its Corn Flakes for a caption or twelve. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday I will pick a winner and we all go our separate virtual ways to celebrate in our personal favorite manners.

This week’s image comes to you from Electronic Hades (as opposed to Toaster Heaven – and there will be extra points awarded to anyone who gets that reference), and it looks a little like this:


Ready… set… snark!

11 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Phenomenal Phone Edition”

  1. HAM May 30, 2010 at 11:35 am #

    You see, Bob. This new prototype answers all the complaints of our consumers. “I need a bigger screen. My wife constantly loses her phone. I can’t get reception.” And now, we have a 934 G network!

  2. bethG May 30, 2010 at 12:26 pm #

    Apple unveils the next iPad.

  3. daisyj May 30, 2010 at 1:43 pm #

    . . . without field-testing the new name, and wonders why “Max-iPad” gets such a strong response.

  4. Chantal May 30, 2010 at 5:40 pm #

    Finally, a phone that Grandma can see without her reading glasses!

  5. Scott May 30, 2010 at 8:21 pm #

    The I-Mattress — out in stores next week!

  6. DebDarling May 31, 2010 at 10:04 pm #

    Just like it’s predecessor, the I Pod Shuffle, all you have to do is shake it so that it takes you where you need to go!!! How simple is THAT?!?!

  7. ilsita May 31, 2010 at 11:19 pm #

    Oh look! The little man who lives in my radio is trying to get into my phone!

  8. Lauren June 1, 2010 at 2:00 pm #

    Google is going to take over the world one giant touch screen phone that is bolted to the floor at a time!!??! It may take a while, they may need an enormous staff what with bolting and unbolting this monstrosity, but hey…LOOK OUT, I’m using technology!

  9. lizb June 1, 2010 at 7:22 pm #

    Giving new meaning to any statement ending in “… or is that a phone in your pocket?”

  10. haeiley June 2, 2010 at 8:16 am #

    Do you think he is compensating for something?

  11. gemdiva June 2, 2010 at 9:40 am #

    Sure it’s easy to read, but does it come with a belt clip?