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May 30, 2010

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Phenomenal Phone Edition

Filed under: Twistie's Sunday Caption Madness — Twistie @ 10:35 am

Greetings, captions fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You all know how this works. I choose a photo that’s simply weeping into its Corn Flakes for a caption or twelve. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday I will pick a winner and we all go our separate virtual ways to celebrate in our personal favorite manners.

This week’s image comes to you from Electronic Hades (as opposed to Toaster Heaven – and there will be extra points awarded to anyone who gets that reference), and it looks a little like this:


Ready… set… snark!


  1. You see, Bob. This new prototype answers all the complaints of our consumers. “I need a bigger screen. My wife constantly loses her phone. I can’t get reception.” And now, we have a 934 G network!

    Comment by HAM — May 30, 2010 @ 11:35 am

  2. Apple unveils the next iPad.

    Comment by bethG — May 30, 2010 @ 12:26 pm

  3. . . . without field-testing the new name, and wonders why “Max-iPad” gets such a strong response.

    Comment by daisyj — May 30, 2010 @ 1:43 pm

  4. Finally, a phone that Grandma can see without her reading glasses!

    Comment by Chantal — May 30, 2010 @ 5:40 pm

  5. The I-Mattress — out in stores next week!

    Comment by Scott — May 30, 2010 @ 8:21 pm

  6. Just like it’s predecessor, the I Pod Shuffle, all you have to do is shake it so that it takes you where you need to go!!! How simple is THAT?!?!

    Comment by DebDarling — May 31, 2010 @ 10:04 pm

  7. Oh look! The little man who lives in my radio is trying to get into my phone!

    Comment by ilsita — May 31, 2010 @ 11:19 pm

  8. Google is going to take over the world one giant touch screen phone that is bolted to the floor at a time!!??! It may take a while, they may need an enormous staff what with bolting and unbolting this monstrosity, but hey…LOOK OUT, I’m using technology!

    Comment by Lauren — June 1, 2010 @ 2:00 pm

  9. Giving new meaning to any statement ending in “… or is that a phone in your pocket?”

    Comment by lizb — June 1, 2010 @ 7:22 pm

  10. Do you think he is compensating for something?

    Comment by haeiley — June 2, 2010 @ 8:16 am

  11. Sure it’s easy to read, but does it come with a belt clip?

    Comment by gemdiva — June 2, 2010 @ 9:40 am

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