I know what you all are thinking: It’s the beginning of Shoe Month, so obviously Miss Plumcake (who is looking even more radiant –almost luminous– than usual, if you do say so yourself) is going to start us out with a truly fabulous kick.
And that, my gorgeous little howler monkeys, is where you’d be wrong.
Today we’re going to start Shoe Month with THIS (imagine a great unveiling, possibly with doves and smoke):
This, my friends, is some seriously bad shoe.
Let me tell you a little story about when I was but a wee bairn. There were two things I truly loved: milk and pickles. So one day, with the infinite wisdom of a six year old, I poured the entire jar of pickle brine into a half gallon of milk. For some reason I didn’t try it myself, and when my father poured it on his cereal well…I don’t think I need to finish this story, do I?
The Dolce Vita “Kade” sandal is available at Zappos and is available for purchase (possibly as a trick to play on your enemies) for $127. Pickle juice and milk not included