… I’m going to mention something that’s been honking me off for months now in a tiny, mosquito-whine kind of way.
Honestly, I’ve never paid attention to what brand it is, but the commercial for a hair dye talks about how fast and easy it is to use. The model exclaims: “Ten minutes! I take longer to get into a pair of skinny jeans!”
Honey, if it takes you longer to get into your jeans than it does to cover your premature greys, YOUR JEANS DON’T FREAKING FIT! GET A NEW PAIR!
That is all.
Seriously. Even when I wore jeans so tight I had to lie down to zip them, it only took me a minute to dress.
Comment by Fabrisse — July 25, 2010 @ 1:39 pm
So true, Twistie, so true.
Comment by Nemtynakht — July 25, 2010 @ 1:46 pm
The model that says that was an America’s Next Top Model contestant. We can’t expect too much. (Um, not that I know that by watching ANTM repeatedly or anything.)
Comment by Candice — July 25, 2010 @ 6:10 pm
Twistie, I just love your reaction!
Comment by mariebruxelles — July 26, 2010 @ 8:31 am
10 Mins for skinny jeans? How??????
Comment by Bunny — July 26, 2010 @ 2:59 pm
If it takes you 10 minutes to get into your jeans, you’re just ASKING for deep vein thrombosis and a yeastie that would kill a horse.
Comment by zuzu — July 26, 2010 @ 7:33 pm