Since WordPress Finally Let Me In…

July 25, 2010 in Random Annoyances with 6 Comments

… I’m going to mention something that’s been honking me off for months now in a tiny, mosquito-whine kind of way.

Honestly, I’ve never paid attention to what brand it is, but the commercial for a hair dye talks about how fast and easy it is to use. The model exclaims: “Ten minutes! I take longer to get into a pair of skinny jeans!”

Honey, if it takes you longer to get into your jeans than it does to cover your premature greys, YOUR JEANS DON’T FREAKING FIT! GET A NEW PAIR!

That is all.

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6 Responses to “Since WordPress Finally Let Me In…”

  1. Fabrisse July 25, 2010 at 1:39 pm #

    Seriously. Even when I wore jeans so tight I had to lie down to zip them, it only took me a minute to dress.

  2. Nemtynakht July 25, 2010 at 1:46 pm #

    So true, Twistie, so true.

  3. Candice July 25, 2010 at 6:10 pm #

    The model that says that was an America’s Next Top Model contestant. We can’t expect too much. (Um, not that I know that by watching ANTM repeatedly or anything.)

  4. mariebruxelles July 26, 2010 at 8:31 am #

    Twistie, I just love your reaction!

  5. Bunny July 26, 2010 at 2:59 pm #

    10 Mins for skinny jeans? How??????

  6. zuzu July 26, 2010 at 7:33 pm #

    If it takes you 10 minutes to get into your jeans, you’re just ASKING for deep vein thrombosis and a yeastie that would kill a horse.