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July 25, 2010

Since WordPress Finally Let Me In…

Filed under: Random Annoyances — Twistie @ 11:12 am

… I’m going to mention something that’s been honking me off for months now in a tiny, mosquito-whine kind of way.

Honestly, I’ve never paid attention to what brand it is, but the commercial for a hair dye talks about how fast and easy it is to use. The model exclaims: “Ten minutes! I take longer to get into a pair of skinny jeans!”

Honey, if it takes you longer to get into your jeans than it does to cover your premature greys, YOUR JEANS DON’T FREAKING FIT! GET A NEW PAIR!

That is all.


  1. Seriously. Even when I wore jeans so tight I had to lie down to zip them, it only took me a minute to dress.

    Comment by Fabrisse — July 25, 2010 @ 1:39 pm

  2. So true, Twistie, so true.

    Comment by Nemtynakht — July 25, 2010 @ 1:46 pm

  3. The model that says that was an America’s Next Top Model contestant. We can’t expect too much. (Um, not that I know that by watching ANTM repeatedly or anything.)

    Comment by Candice — July 25, 2010 @ 6:10 pm

  4. Twistie, I just love your reaction!

    Comment by mariebruxelles — July 26, 2010 @ 8:31 am

  5. 10 Mins for skinny jeans? How??????

    Comment by Bunny — July 26, 2010 @ 2:59 pm

  6. If it takes you 10 minutes to get into your jeans, you’re just ASKING for deep vein thrombosis and a yeastie that would kill a horse.

    Comment by zuzu — July 26, 2010 @ 7:33 pm

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