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July 31, 2010

Twistie’s Sunday… Er… Saturday Caption Madness: The Big and Slimy Edition

Filed under: Twistie's Sunday Caption Madness — Twistie @ 11:33 am

Hey all. It’s been a long, stressful week at Casa Twistie. In point of fact, I’ve spent the last two days hanging around the hospital with Mr. Twistie. Panic not. He’s fine now, but it’s been kind of crazy.


Brain not working. Nerves shot. In need of a good giggle. And so I have decided to declare a 24-hour edition of Caption Madness.

You know how this works. I post the pic, you caption it via the comments function, and – since this is a super short one – I’ll declare a winner tomorrow.

This week’s image comes to you direct from the Bizarre Critters of the World and their friends file and looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!


  1. My mom won’t let me have a cat.

    Comment by Jane H. — July 31, 2010 @ 12:58 pm

  2. The early bird did not get *this* worm!

    Comment by perletwo — July 31, 2010 @ 1:55 pm

  3. Global warming may be contributing to the evolution of the garden slug.

    Comment by Fabrisse — July 31, 2010 @ 7:23 pm

  4. ”What Not to Wear”s Clinton Kelly had his work cut out for him this time.

    Comment by Margo A — July 31, 2010 @ 10:21 pm

  5. Miss Plumcake was Not Pleased with her houseboy’s decision to photograph her before her morning ritual of hair, makeup and barbiturates.

    Comment by Plumcake — July 31, 2010 @ 11:00 pm

  6. Good choice, you can get a huge handbag AND the matching wallet with this one.

    Comment by Miss Louisa — July 31, 2010 @ 11:29 pm

  7. Jaba the Hutt’s offspring each have their own chiropractor.

    Comment by Ceri — August 1, 2010 @ 12:12 am

  8. This is Anna, one of the last survivors of the Chernobyl disaster.

    Comment by haeiley — August 1, 2010 @ 10:45 am

  9. No no. What. IS. That?

    Comment by Violet — August 1, 2010 @ 10:24 pm

  10. It’s me before hair and makeup and dolls…but AFTER a sesame and poppy bagel, obviously! (really I don’t know)

    Comment by Plumcake — August 1, 2010 @ 10:36 pm

  11. Actually it’s a very, very large salamander. It just looks like Plummy before hair makeup and after a bagel.

    Comment by Twistie — August 2, 2010 @ 12:38 am

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