Twistie’s Sunday… Er… Saturday Caption Madness: The Big and Slimy Edition

July 31, 2010 in Twistie's Sunday Caption Madness with 11 Comments

Hey all. It’s been a long, stressful week at Casa Twistie. In point of fact, I’ve spent the last two days hanging around the hospital with Mr. Twistie. Panic not. He’s fine now, but it’s been kind of crazy.

Anyway.

Brain not working. Nerves shot. In need of a good giggle. And so I have decided to declare a 24-hour edition of Caption Madness.

You know how this works. I post the pic, you caption it via the comments function, and – since this is a super short one – I’ll declare a winner tomorrow.

This week’s image comes to you direct from the Bizarre Critters of the World and their friends file and looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

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11 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday… Er… Saturday Caption Madness: The Big and Slimy Edition”

  1. Jane H. July 31, 2010 at 12:58 pm #

    My mom won’t let me have a cat.

  2. perletwo July 31, 2010 at 1:55 pm #

    The early bird did not get *this* worm!

  3. Fabrisse July 31, 2010 at 7:23 pm #

    Global warming may be contributing to the evolution of the garden slug.

  4. Margo A July 31, 2010 at 10:21 pm #

    ”What Not to Wear”s Clinton Kelly had his work cut out for him this time.

  5. Plumcake July 31, 2010 at 11:00 pm #

    Miss Plumcake was Not Pleased with her houseboy’s decision to photograph her before her morning ritual of hair, makeup and barbiturates.

  6. Miss Louisa July 31, 2010 at 11:29 pm #

    Good choice, you can get a huge handbag AND the matching wallet with this one.

  7. Ceri August 1, 2010 at 12:12 am #

    Jaba the Hutt’s offspring each have their own chiropractor.

  8. haeiley August 1, 2010 at 10:45 am #

    This is Anna, one of the last survivors of the Chernobyl disaster.

  9. Violet August 1, 2010 at 10:24 pm #

    No no. What. IS. That?

  10. Plumcake August 1, 2010 at 10:36 pm #

    It’s me before hair and makeup and dolls…but AFTER a sesame and poppy bagel, obviously! (really I don’t know)

  11. Twistie August 2, 2010 at 12:38 am #

    Actually it’s a very, very large salamander. It just looks like Plummy before hair makeup and after a bagel.