Yesterday I inflicted this image on you all:
… and seven of you came up with deliciously deranged captions for it.
Alas, there can be but one winner. This week it’s a blatant case of nepotism as I declare my ever-charming colleague Plumcake the winner with this naked and hilarious response:
Miss Plumcake was Not Pleased with her houseboy’s decision to photograph her before her morning ritual of hair, makeup and barbiturates.
It was the drugs that put it over the top, darling.
Congrats, Plummy! And thanks to everyone who played.