Hail to all you caption lovers out there! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You all know how this works. I post a picture that dreams of getting a chance at a caption good enough to make it a star. You provide said captions via the comment function. Next week I declare a winner and we all point and laugh, or something similar.
This week’s image comes to you from the so cheesy it’s classic school and looks a little like this:
The true effects of the BP oil spill have become glaringly apparent
Comment by klee — September 12, 2010 @ 9:13 am
ok, that one wasn’t really funny. How about:
BP puts a positive spin on the affect the oil spill has had on Gulf sea life by promoting an “all-you-can-eat, catch-your-own” seafood buffet”
Comment by klee — September 12, 2010 @ 9:15 am
Riffing off Klee…
Catch your own seafood — before the seafood catches you.
Comment by Fabrisse — September 12, 2010 @ 11:42 am
The attempt to form the first “Sea Party” didn’t turn out all that well.
Comment by Bree — September 12, 2010 @ 12:41 pm
Finally, a What Not To Wear makeover that Stacy and Clinton couldn’t stomach.
Comment by Ripley — September 12, 2010 @ 2:41 pm
If we just trim these a bit, it’ll take years off, it’ll be amazing!
Comment by jme — September 12, 2010 @ 4:06 pm
Freshest self-preparing sushi in the world!
Comment by g-dog — September 12, 2010 @ 9:19 pm
That weekend, Boudreau learned an important lesson about mixing raves and crawfish boils. Never again.
Comment by LL — September 13, 2010 @ 10:05 am
We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Comment by Cat — September 13, 2010 @ 11:44 am
I TOLD you I had crabs!
Comment by Jennie — September 13, 2010 @ 1:12 pm
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!?
Comment by g-dog — September 13, 2010 @ 8:12 pm
On further examination, Peggy thought perhaps finally fitting into her size 4 bikini may not have been worth the starvation-induced hallucinations.
Comment by Sabayon — September 14, 2010 @ 7:42 am
Craby bookie orders hit on Paul the octopus
Comment by pamela — September 14, 2010 @ 2:15 pm
Diane hadn’t realized what she was getting when she ordered the “Jumbo Seafood Plate”.
Comment by Cassie — September 14, 2010 @ 5:38 pm
A riff off Cassie’s (which I absolutely loved):
Marguerite couldn’t help but be amazed by American portion sizes.
Comment by Frances — September 15, 2010 @ 8:24 pm