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September 12, 2010

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Tokyo Screams Edition

Filed under: Twistie's Sunday Caption Madness — Twistie @ 5:43 am

Hail to all you caption lovers out there! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You all know how this works. I post a picture that dreams of getting a chance at a caption good enough to make it a star. You provide said captions via the comment function. Next week I declare a winner and we all point and laugh, or something similar.

This week’s image comes to you from the so cheesy it’s classic school and looks a little like this:

Ready… set.. snark!


  1. The true effects of the BP oil spill have become glaringly apparent

    Comment by klee — September 12, 2010 @ 9:13 am

  2. ok, that one wasn’t really funny. How about:

    BP puts a positive spin on the affect the oil spill has had on Gulf sea life by promoting an “all-you-can-eat, catch-your-own” seafood buffet”

    Comment by klee — September 12, 2010 @ 9:15 am

  3. Riffing off Klee…

    Catch your own seafood — before the seafood catches you.

    Comment by Fabrisse — September 12, 2010 @ 11:42 am

  4. The attempt to form the first “Sea Party” didn’t turn out all that well.

    Comment by Bree — September 12, 2010 @ 12:41 pm

  5. Finally, a What Not To Wear makeover that Stacy and Clinton couldn’t stomach.

    Comment by Ripley — September 12, 2010 @ 2:41 pm

  6. If we just trim these a bit, it’ll take years off, it’ll be amazing!

    Comment by jme — September 12, 2010 @ 4:06 pm

  7. Freshest self-preparing sushi in the world!

    Comment by g-dog — September 12, 2010 @ 9:19 pm

  8. That weekend, Boudreau learned an important lesson about mixing raves and crawfish boils. Never again.

    Comment by LL — September 13, 2010 @ 10:05 am

  9. We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

    Comment by Cat — September 13, 2010 @ 11:44 am

  10. I TOLD you I had crabs!

    Comment by Jennie — September 13, 2010 @ 1:12 pm

  11. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!?

    Comment by g-dog — September 13, 2010 @ 8:12 pm

  12. On further examination, Peggy thought perhaps finally fitting into her size 4 bikini may not have been worth the starvation-induced hallucinations.

    Comment by Sabayon — September 14, 2010 @ 7:42 am

  13. Craby bookie orders hit on Paul the octopus

    Comment by pamela — September 14, 2010 @ 2:15 pm

  14. Diane hadn’t realized what she was getting when she ordered the “Jumbo Seafood Plate”.

    Comment by Cassie — September 14, 2010 @ 5:38 pm

  15. A riff off Cassie’s (which I absolutely loved):

    Marguerite couldn’t help but be amazed by American portion sizes.

    Comment by Frances — September 15, 2010 @ 8:24 pm

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