She’s half Wonder Woman,
Half Jennifer Patterson of Two Fat Ladies:
and 100% the fabulous brainchild of Stacy Bias.
It’s the Badass Fatass Superhero Name Generator!
Who will you turn out to be?
As it turns out, my superhero name is: The BMI Bustin’ Tornado. I think that has rather a nice ring to it.
So who wants to go superheroing with me? What’s your superhero name?
In other news, tomorrow Mr. Twistie and I celebrate eighteen years of ridiculously happy marriage. If I had it all to do over again, I would definitely make the same choice. May all of you make major life choices that make you every bit as happy as this one has made me.
I shall henceforth be known as “The Opulent Vanquisher”!!!
Comment by Denise Rehse Watson — June 12, 2011 @ 4:47 pm
I shall now sign all important papers w/ my new moniker:
“The Juicy Phantom”
Comment by joods — June 12, 2011 @ 5:43 pm
I’m THE BUXOM PHANTOM!
And congratulations. 18 years is impressive!
Comment by barbara — June 12, 2011 @ 10:38 pm
I’m “the Wibbly Fist!”
Comment by Grace — June 13, 2011 @ 12:23 am
I’m
THE HEAVY PUNISHER
So watch out, mean people! I’m on the way! And apparently I own MANY guns!
Comment by amber — June 13, 2011 @ 8:08 am
The Juicy Ranger! Love it.
Comment by Bubes Radley — June 13, 2011 @ 12:10 pm
I will henceforth be known as The Jiggly Warrior!!!!
Comment by Jassy — June 13, 2011 @ 12:33 pm
I am THE BUTTERBALL FIST!
Love it!
Comment by Sara — June 13, 2011 @ 4:51 pm
You guys all got some superfantastic monikers! What’s more, I feel sure each and every one of you is more than able to live up to the challenge inherent in being super heroes.
Comment by Twistie — June 13, 2011 @ 8:40 pm
The Fleshy Tornado! The Juicy Phantom! I can’t decide which I like better, but I do know Jennifer Patterson knew how to live. Happy Anniversary, BMI Bustin’ Tornado! Many, many more years of joy to you and Mr. Twistie too.
Comment by ChaChaheels — June 14, 2011 @ 7:02 am
Call me the Fleshy Defender. Congratulation on 18 years of blissful togetherness!
Comment by retna — June 14, 2011 @ 10:43 am
I am the Roly Poly Crusader!
Comment by Bree — June 15, 2011 @ 11:02 pm
Beware the Porcine Fury!
Comment by Janna — June 16, 2011 @ 12:42 pm