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Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Mommy Blinked Edition | Manolo for the Big Girl

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Mommy Blinked Edition

Howdy, all! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s beyond desperate for a good, silly caption or two. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday, I declare a winner and we shower said winner with caviar and cocktail rings… well, I declare a winner, anyway. It’s probably for the best that the rest of that doesn’t happen, because caviar stains and cocktail rings hurt when hurled at one. Don’t ask me how I know this, just trust me.


Today’s picture, while it does not come from my actual family album, brings back fond memories of the sort of shenanigans my brothers and I pulled when nobody was looking, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

10 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Mommy Blinked Edition”

  1. Cat September 18, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

    The do-it-yourself Stormtrooper Halloween costumes were messier than expected.

  2. Sabayon September 18, 2011 at 4:34 pm #

    As two years after her appropriately Anglican wedding to Helga Clothilde’s sister-in-law continued to refer to her as their “maiden aunt”, Clothilde felt it was only appropriate to act the part of the batty maiden aunt who knows nothing about children by buying the children fun things such as a cement mixing kit for Christmas. “Oh my, but it sounded so fun, and the lady at the store swore children love cement.”

  3. moiraeknittoo September 18, 2011 at 4:38 pm #

    Man, they really ARE angry birds.

  4. oliviacw September 18, 2011 at 8:24 pm #

    I told you that the living room was larger than 10 square feet! We’ll need at least another gallon.

  5. dcsurfergirl September 19, 2011 at 6:34 am #

    Honey, did you pay the sitter?

  6. Julie September 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm #

    Does State Farm classify toddlers as vandals or an act of God?

  7. Laura512 September 19, 2011 at 1:56 pm #

    Timmy learned that “whitewashing the whole affair” was not a literal term.

  8. Lizb September 19, 2011 at 10:50 pm #

    Honey, did you read the kids Tom Sawyer at bedtime again?

  9. Sarah G. September 20, 2011 at 8:56 am #

    Honey, we need more gin!

  10. Karin September 21, 2011 at 11:52 am #

    Ty Pennington – the early years