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September 18, 2011

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Mommy Blinked Edition

Filed under: Twistie's Sunday Caption Madness — Twistie @ 12:17 pm

Howdy, all! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s beyond desperate for a good, silly caption or two. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday, I declare a winner and we shower said winner with caviar and cocktail rings… well, I declare a winner, anyway. It’s probably for the best that the rest of that doesn’t happen, because caviar stains and cocktail rings hurt when hurled at one. Don’t ask me how I know this, just trust me.


Today’s picture, while it does not come from my actual family album, brings back fond memories of the sort of shenanigans my brothers and I pulled when nobody was looking, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!


  1. The do-it-yourself Stormtrooper Halloween costumes were messier than expected.

    Comment by Cat — September 18, 2011 @ 1:09 pm

  2. As two years after her appropriately Anglican wedding to Helga Clothilde’s sister-in-law continued to refer to her as their “maiden aunt”, Clothilde felt it was only appropriate to act the part of the batty maiden aunt who knows nothing about children by buying the children fun things such as a cement mixing kit for Christmas. “Oh my, but it sounded so fun, and the lady at the store swore children love cement.”

    Comment by Sabayon — September 18, 2011 @ 4:34 pm

  3. Man, they really ARE angry birds.

    Comment by moiraeknittoo — September 18, 2011 @ 4:38 pm

  4. I told you that the living room was larger than 10 square feet! We’ll need at least another gallon.

    Comment by oliviacw — September 18, 2011 @ 8:24 pm

  5. Honey, did you pay the sitter?

    Comment by dcsurfergirl — September 19, 2011 @ 6:34 am

  6. Does State Farm classify toddlers as vandals or an act of God?

    Comment by Julie — September 19, 2011 @ 1:21 pm

  7. Timmy learned that “whitewashing the whole affair” was not a literal term.

    Comment by Laura512 — September 19, 2011 @ 1:56 pm

  8. Honey, did you read the kids Tom Sawyer at bedtime again?

    Comment by Lizb — September 19, 2011 @ 10:50 pm

  9. Honey, we need more gin!

    Comment by Sarah G. — September 20, 2011 @ 8:56 am

  10. Ty Pennington – the early years

    Comment by Karin — September 21, 2011 @ 11:52 am

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