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October 9, 2011

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Nice Fish Edition

Filed under: Twistie's Sunday Caption Madness — Twistie @ 11:14 am

Hey there, everybody! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s looking a funny caption in all the wrong places. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday, I declare a winner and we all retire after the excitement for a good lie down with the adult beverage of our choosing. Mine will be a double-caff mocha with chocolate nib shavings. Nice and relaxing.


This week’s image comes from the I’ve Watched Animal House Fourteen Times Too Many file, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!


  1. Susie likes her sushi extra fresh….

    Twistie- you manage to pull the weirdest images

    Comment by Kimks — October 9, 2011 @ 1:34 pm

  2. Staci started to suspect there was something fishy about her new saline implants.

    Comment by Julie — October 9, 2011 @ 3:12 pm

  3. Yeah, I tried on the 38 Sea, it’s still not fitting right.

    Comment by Violet — October 9, 2011 @ 3:43 pm

  4. Well, that’s one way to get closer to nature.

    Comment by Bree — October 9, 2011 @ 4:01 pm

  5. Fin Bags!!


    Catch of the Day.

    Comment by g-dog — October 9, 2011 @ 5:50 pm

  6. Sandy had heard that little kids liked to eat goldfish after they stopped breast feeding, but this was ridiculous.

    Comment by mimi — October 9, 2011 @ 6:03 pm

  7. The new Playtex 18-hour Bra lifts and separates AND entertains the cat!

    Comment by Ripley — October 9, 2011 @ 6:12 pm

  8. Water retention really is a bummer!

    Comment by mimi — October 9, 2011 @ 7:00 pm

  9. “No, no, the top part fits fine. Really. It’s just the little plastic castle…It’s beginning to chafe.”

    Comment by Dr Jettison Allhope — October 9, 2011 @ 7:04 pm

  10. First fish pedicures, now… fish mammograms!

    Comment by Teresa Olson — October 9, 2011 @ 9:25 pm

  11. Doctor: Well, that’s the best work I’ve ever done. I’m sure to get Plastic Surgeon of the Year this time.

    Nurse: Um…Doctor?

    Doctor: Yes, Nurse? What is it?

    Nurse: The implants go on the INSIDE.

    Comment by ChloeMireille — October 10, 2011 @ 3:47 pm

  12. Cheryl hoped that by wearing actual fish no one would suspect where the fishy odor was actually coming from.

    Comment by HurricaneDeck — October 10, 2011 @ 5:00 pm

  13. There were Fins to the left, Fins to the right, She had the only bra in sight….

    Comment by Kimks — October 10, 2011 @ 8:12 pm

  14. Makes you wonder what she’s wearing under the sarong.

    Comment by Deb — October 10, 2011 @ 10:16 pm

  15. Everytime Ariel felt homesick for the sea, this would cheer her up instantly

    Comment by Karin — October 11, 2011 @ 6:00 am

  16. It’s just that the new baby is lactose intolerant…

    Comment by JennaB — October 11, 2011 @ 12:00 pm

  17. MMMhmmm.. Scotty had discovered a way to ogle himself whilst ogling Susie…

    Comment by Kimks — October 13, 2011 @ 7:16 pm

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