Hey there, everybody! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!
You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s looking a funny caption in all the wrong places. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday, I declare a winner and we all retire after the excitement for a good lie down with the adult beverage of our choosing. Mine will be a double-caff mocha with chocolate nib shavings. Nice and relaxing.
Anyway.
This week’s image comes from the I’ve Watched Animal House Fourteen Times Too Many file, and it looks a little like this:
Ready… set… snark!
Susie likes her sushi extra fresh….
Twistie- you manage to pull the weirdest images
Comment by Kimks — October 9, 2011 @ 1:34 pm
Staci started to suspect there was something fishy about her new saline implants.
Comment by Julie — October 9, 2011 @ 3:12 pm
Yeah, I tried on the 38 Sea, it’s still not fitting right.
Comment by Violet — October 9, 2011 @ 3:43 pm
Well, that’s one way to get closer to nature.
Comment by Bree — October 9, 2011 @ 4:01 pm
Fin Bags!!
or…
Catch of the Day.
Comment by g-dog — October 9, 2011 @ 5:50 pm
Sandy had heard that little kids liked to eat goldfish after they stopped breast feeding, but this was ridiculous.
Comment by mimi — October 9, 2011 @ 6:03 pm
The new Playtex 18-hour Bra lifts and separates AND entertains the cat!
Comment by Ripley — October 9, 2011 @ 6:12 pm
Water retention really is a bummer!
Comment by mimi — October 9, 2011 @ 7:00 pm
“No, no, the top part fits fine. Really. It’s just the little plastic castle…It’s beginning to chafe.”
Comment by Dr Jettison Allhope — October 9, 2011 @ 7:04 pm
First fish pedicures, now… fish mammograms!
Comment by Teresa Olson — October 9, 2011 @ 9:25 pm
Doctor: Well, that’s the best work I’ve ever done. I’m sure to get Plastic Surgeon of the Year this time.
Nurse: Um…Doctor?
Doctor: Yes, Nurse? What is it?
Nurse: The implants go on the INSIDE.
Comment by ChloeMireille — October 10, 2011 @ 3:47 pm
Cheryl hoped that by wearing actual fish no one would suspect where the fishy odor was actually coming from.
Comment by HurricaneDeck — October 10, 2011 @ 5:00 pm
There were Fins to the left, Fins to the right, She had the only bra in sight….
Comment by Kimks — October 10, 2011 @ 8:12 pm
Makes you wonder what she’s wearing under the sarong.
Comment by Deb — October 10, 2011 @ 10:16 pm
Everytime Ariel felt homesick for the sea, this would cheer her up instantly
Comment by Karin — October 11, 2011 @ 6:00 am
It’s just that the new baby is lactose intolerant…
Comment by JennaB — October 11, 2011 @ 12:00 pm
MMMhmmm.. Scotty had discovered a way to ogle himself whilst ogling Susie…
Comment by Kimks — October 13, 2011 @ 7:16 pm