Hail, conquering heroes… or, you know, devoted fans and readers.
Last week I fish-slapped you all with this… Very Special Image.
You retaliated with seventeen clever, creative, and deeply disturbing captions.
In the end though, there can be but one winner. This time the laurel goes to three of you because I just couldn’t decide between them and, well, it’s my game so I get to bend the rules a tidge when it suits me, so there. Said winners will be announced in the order in which they posted, just because.
The first is the ever-fragrant Violet who managed to involve the near-universal frustration of bra shopping with her lament of:
Yeah, I tried on the 38 Sea, it’s still not fitting right.
I feel your pain, dear.
The second is the always-fierce and fabulous Ripley for this echo from my childhood memories combined with a hint of my inexhaustible efforts to please my Feline Master:
The new Playtex 18-hour Bra lifts and separates AND entertains the cat!
Jake the cat approves.
And last – but by no means least – the third winner is the utterly succulent Jenna B. for showing the lengths to which a new mom will go to do right by her spawn:
It’s just that the new baby is lactose intolerant…
Hopefully the baby doesn’t also have a seafood allergy.
I just want to say to everyone that the decision was really difficult to make this week, because you all were so very creative. You make me proud, people!
So congratulations to the winners, and my heartfelt thanks to everyone who played!