Okay campers, let’s play a little game.
This is the >Best of All pump from Irregular Choice:
I’m going to need to know what situation YOU would choose in order for these uh, interesting, kicks to be appropriate. Put it in the comments. I’ll select my favorite next week. The winner earns my praise, adulation and the right to NEVER EVER have to wear these lurex assaults on all things good, tasteful and true.