Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Squeaky Clean Edition
Howdy Doo, everybody! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.
You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s howling at the moon for a funny caption or three. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner and we all borrow a sombrero from Plummy’s new home for a Hat Dance of Triumph.
This week’s image comes from the Well, At Least They’re Clean file and looks a bit like this:
Ready… set… snark!


Larry and Phyllis always wanted a hot tub, but they weren’t prepared for what they could afford on a retirement income.
Maybe they’ll shrink in the wash…
Florence was pleasantly surprised to discover that her new Maytag came with its own repairman.
“Well, how else are we supposed to wash away our sins?!”
“Oh, don’t mind us. We’re just returning that sock you’ve been looking for.”