Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The HELP! Edition
Hey everybody!
It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s begging on a street corner for a funny caption. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner, and we all do a triumphant cha cha of victory in her honor.
This week’s image comes from the family album from from Purgatory file, and it looks a little like this:
Ready… set… snark!



“Mom, seriously, you have GOT to do something about those giant pores!”
Good God Mom! What DID you eat for lunch!
Oh god! Who are these people and why are they taking my picture?
Nooooo! Don’t take my binky!
PUT ME BACK IN! PUT ME BACK IN!
Why are y’all so close to the camera; no one looks good like that! Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait…
Doesn’t anybody else see the giant meteorite about to land on us?
A young Tim Gunn is faced with his first “make it work” moment.