Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The ASPCA’s Nightmare Edition

Hello everybody!

It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know how this works. I find a photo that’s sitting up and begging for a good caption or, you know, a whole bunch of them. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner and there is much rejoicing, yea.

This week’s image comes to you from the perils of parenting file and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

5 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The ASPCA’s Nightmare Edition”

  1. Desideria April 30, 2012 at 1:02 am #

    (1) Mr. and Mrs. Terrier wondered whether they shouldn’t have waited until Bowzer was a little older before bringing a pet human into the house.

    (2) The Torquemadas proudly chronicled Little Tommy’s invention of the Jolly Jumper torture system.

  2. Kathleen O'Brien April 30, 2012 at 3:48 am #

    Surprizingly enough that looks like one of my dogs, Shayla, the obnoxious schnoodle, but I digress…
    “I think this works better than that bark collar he designed last time, don’t you, daddy??”

  3. oliviacw April 30, 2012 at 5:07 pm #

    While little Bobby made it through the spider’s web without harm, Spot wasn’t quite so lucky.

  4. Rebekka May 1, 2012 at 10:06 am #

    And behind door number three we have what happens when mommy runs out of gin.

  5. Torapines May 2, 2012 at 3:58 pm #

    Just moments after leaving baby Harry in his jumper, with the dog happily looking on, Mr. and Mrs. Houdini realized this was no ordinary kid.