Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The ASPCA’s Nightmare Edition
Hello everybody!
It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!
You all know how this works. I find a photo that’s sitting up and begging for a good caption or, you know, a whole bunch of them. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner and there is much rejoicing, yea.
This week’s image comes to you from the perils of parenting file and it looks a little like this:
Ready… set… snark!


(1) Mr. and Mrs. Terrier wondered whether they shouldn’t have waited until Bowzer was a little older before bringing a pet human into the house.
(2) The Torquemadas proudly chronicled Little Tommy’s invention of the Jolly Jumper torture system.
Surprizingly enough that looks like one of my dogs, Shayla, the obnoxious schnoodle, but I digress…
“I think this works better than that bark collar he designed last time, don’t you, daddy??”
While little Bobby made it through the spider’s web without harm, Spot wasn’t quite so lucky.
And behind door number three we have what happens when mommy runs out of gin.
Just moments after leaving baby Harry in his jumper, with the dog happily looking on, Mr. and Mrs. Houdini realized this was no ordinary kid.