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September 11, 2012

Is It a Shoe?

Filed under: Abominations,Is It a Shoe? — Miss Plumcake @ 4:06 pm

That’s right everybody, it’s time to play the swell new guessing game:

The rules are simple. Look at a sample image and answer:

  • Is it a shoe?
  • If not, what is it?

Ready, let’s play!












  1. Great big licorice allsort. Which I lurve. (the candy, not these. Unless they are candy.)

    Comment by Lisa from SoCal — September 11, 2012 @ 4:28 pm

  2. It’s a shoe! Or two shoes. Heinous ones.

    Comment by Jane — September 11, 2012 @ 4:42 pm

  3. Rocking shoe, not walking shoe.

    Comment by Rachel of Cyberia — September 11, 2012 @ 4:42 pm

  4. Dadaist sculture?

    Comment by Miriam — September 11, 2012 @ 5:13 pm

  5. *sculpture

    Comment by Miriam — September 11, 2012 @ 5:14 pm

  6. Based on the appearance of wood grain on the inside, I’m going to go with a poorly designed art deco salad bowl.

    Comment by Jennifer K. — September 11, 2012 @ 5:16 pm

  7. Clearly this is the wee boat that the Owl and the Pussycat rowed out to sea!

    Comment by Babs — September 11, 2012 @ 5:26 pm

  8. Yes. It’s a shoe. Only Lady Gaga would wear it though.

    Comment by Michelle Evans — September 11, 2012 @ 6:14 pm

  9. I think technically there are TWO shoes, so the answer to “Is it A shoe?” would be no.

    At least, there are two of whatever they are. I have been rereading Sir Arthur Conan Doyle so I’ll go with the place to store your pipe tobacco. Though those don’t really look like Persian slippers either.

    Comment by marvel — September 11, 2012 @ 8:13 pm

  10. Don’t be ridiculous, no shoe designer in their right mind would come up with that.

    Would they?

    Comment by Madame Suggia — September 11, 2012 @ 8:16 pm

  11. No, it’s a rocking cradle for tiny gnome babies.

    Comment by Bethany — September 11, 2012 @ 8:44 pm

  12. It’s a bobsled for the team from Brunei.

    Comment by Julie — September 11, 2012 @ 10:46 pm

  13. Cat toy.

    Comment by RHCD — September 11, 2012 @ 11:18 pm

  14. It is a shoe, but one only a Killer Klown would wear. (The K, as I was recently informed, indicates extra evil.)

    Comment by Friv — September 12, 2012 @ 12:45 am

  15. FUGLY shoe.

    Plummy–please take up the cause of bringing back the Louis heel please.

    Comment by Lisa — September 12, 2012 @ 2:38 am

  16. It’s a shoe all right. I’m trying to figure out if it’s a Robert Clergerie shoe (cause he does those kinds of wedge soled shoes) paying a weird homage to an early Ferragamo sandal made during the fascist era–and if that’s supposed to have any relevance to the political situation today.

    But I wouldn’t wear ’em.

    Comment by ChaChaHeels — September 12, 2012 @ 7:16 am

  17. It’s a shoe encased in new tri-color carbonite, for all your long-haul preservation needs!

    Worried that the dodgy smuggler sort of moving company you’ve hired won’t take adequate care of your expensive shoe collection? Dip them in our patent-pending tri-color carbonite to fully wrap them in a sturdy protective shell that can survive bangs, scratches, and the freezing vacuum of space.

    Call today!

    Comment by TeleriB — September 12, 2012 @ 7:53 am

  18. It’s a penny-farthing boat.

    Comment by qbertina — September 12, 2012 @ 8:36 am

  19. Butterfly!

    Comment by Elaine C. — September 12, 2012 @ 12:00 pm

  20. It is a sculpture of a bunch of bananas, by Picasso.

    Comment by The Accidental Tangoiste — September 12, 2012 @ 3:39 pm

  21. Actually…I think they’re kind of…nifty. I’m sure I would break my ankles in them but I could fantasize about wearing them.

    Comment by Azulao — September 12, 2012 @ 5:57 pm

  22. An ottoman, in the waiting area of the snobby hair salon my Mom used to frequent in the 60s.

    Comment by Margo A — September 13, 2012 @ 12:19 am

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