Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The It’s All Tutu Much Edition
How do all!
It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s begging for a caption like Oliver Twist wants more gruel. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner and we all boogie down with glee.
This week’s image comes from the Sartorial Cruelty to Canines file and it looks a little like this:
Ready… set… snark!


Fifi was usually understanding of her mom’s penchant for dressing her up, but even she thought this was tutu much.
After all of her hard work, Roger hated having to tell his mom he was actually trying out for the Swanlake football team.
It was the tutu or the tights. Lesser evils here, guys, lesser evils.
“But what I REALLY want to do is direct.”
Sarah Jessica Barker on the set of Rex in the City.
(Actually, I cast my vote for Smark, hands down! But still, this is what’s rattling around in my brain:)
“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
“Wuh… I think so, Brain. But where are we going to find a dog in a tutu at this time of night?”
All in all, Muffy thought it could be worse; at least, the rats would never see the attack coming.