Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Too Claus for Comfort Edition

Helloooo my beauties!

It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s lying awake nights longing desperately for a funny caption or seven. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner and we all break into a merry chorus of  the Yes, We Have No Bananas Blues.

This week’s image comes from the depths of the Where’s Salvador Dali When You Need Him File, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

7 Responses to “Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Too Claus for Comfort Edition”

  1. Julie November 25, 2012 at 8:30 pm #

    I can’t come up with a clever one liner, because I’m stuck on the idea of the teddy bear playing wack-a-santa with a giant mallet.

  2. BJ November 25, 2012 at 9:53 pm #

    It’s–

    (Sousa’s “The Liberty Bell March”)

    Monty Pyton’s Flying Christmas!

  3. TeleriB November 26, 2012 at 10:37 am #

    “And when I say ‘Sacks up!” I mean sacks up NOW! Not ‘in just a second,’ not when you feel like it! IS THAT CLEAR, SANTA JOHNSON?”

    “Sergeant Bear, yes, Sergeant Bear!”

    “Good! Now pick that sack UP and let’s get jolly! We will be adding five additional rooftop sprints this afternoon to help Santa Johnson remember his sack. Santas! Move out!”

  4. Siobhan November 27, 2012 at 8:14 am #

    Teddy’s Dale Carnegie classes were finally paying off.

  5. Jade Wombat November 27, 2012 at 3:35 pm #

    The Santa robot aliens, after their defeat in London by Dr. Who, invaded America where they were confronted by Dr. Pooh.

  6. Paula November 27, 2012 at 8:27 pm #

    Ooh, the Clausarena!

  7. Gemdiva November 29, 2012 at 1:16 pm #

    Now listen up, I’m hot, cranky and I hate undercover work, so make yourselves comfortable. We are NOT leaving this field until I find out which one of you usual suspects is Kaiser Soze.