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November 25, 2012

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Too Claus for Comfort Edition

Filed under: Twistie's Sunday Caption Madness — Twistie @ 12:18 pm

Helloooo my beauties!

It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s lying awake nights longing desperately for a funny caption or seven. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner and we all break into a merry chorus of  the Yes, We Have No Bananas Blues.

This week’s image comes from the depths of the Where’s Salvador Dali When You Need Him File, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!


  1. I can’t come up with a clever one liner, because I’m stuck on the idea of the teddy bear playing wack-a-santa with a giant mallet.

    Comment by Julie — November 25, 2012 @ 8:30 pm

  2. It’s–

    (Sousa’s “The Liberty Bell March”)

    Monty Pyton’s Flying Christmas!

    Comment by BJ — November 25, 2012 @ 9:53 pm

  3. “And when I say ‘Sacks up!” I mean sacks up NOW! Not ‘in just a second,’ not when you feel like it! IS THAT CLEAR, SANTA JOHNSON?”

    “Sergeant Bear, yes, Sergeant Bear!”

    “Good! Now pick that sack UP and let’s get jolly! We will be adding five additional rooftop sprints this afternoon to help Santa Johnson remember his sack. Santas! Move out!”

    Comment by TeleriB — November 26, 2012 @ 10:37 am

  4. Teddy’s Dale Carnegie classes were finally paying off.

    Comment by Siobhan — November 27, 2012 @ 8:14 am

  5. The Santa robot aliens, after their defeat in London by Dr. Who, invaded America where they were confronted by Dr. Pooh.

    Comment by Jade Wombat — November 27, 2012 @ 3:35 pm

  6. Ooh, the Clausarena!

    Comment by Paula — November 27, 2012 @ 8:27 pm

  7. Now listen up, I’m hot, cranky and I hate undercover work, so make yourselves comfortable. We are NOT leaving this field until I find out which one of you usual suspects is Kaiser Soze.

    Comment by Gemdiva — November 29, 2012 @ 1:16 pm

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