Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Too Claus for Comfort Edition
Helloooo my beauties!
It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s lying awake nights longing desperately for a funny caption or seven. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner and we all break into a merry chorus of the Yes, We Have No Bananas Blues.
This week’s image comes from the depths of the Where’s Salvador Dali When You Need Him File, and it looks a little like this:
Ready… set… snark!
I can’t come up with a clever one liner, because I’m stuck on the idea of the teddy bear playing wack-a-santa with a giant mallet.
It’s–
(Sousa’s “The Liberty Bell March”)
Monty Pyton’s Flying Christmas!
“And when I say ‘Sacks up!” I mean sacks up NOW! Not ‘in just a second,’ not when you feel like it! IS THAT CLEAR, SANTA JOHNSON?”
“Sergeant Bear, yes, Sergeant Bear!”
“Good! Now pick that sack UP and let’s get jolly! We will be adding five additional rooftop sprints this afternoon to help Santa Johnson remember his sack. Santas! Move out!”
Teddy’s Dale Carnegie classes were finally paying off.
The Santa robot aliens, after their defeat in London by Dr. Who, invaded America where they were confronted by Dr. Pooh.
Ooh, the Clausarena!
Now listen up, I’m hot, cranky and I hate undercover work, so make yourselves comfortable. We are NOT leaving this field until I find out which one of you usual suspects is Kaiser Soze.