I seem to recall once upon a time lo those many years ago when I was but a mere babe in arms being called Miss Piggy as an insult. I’m sure THEY thought it was an insult but Miss Piggy has more style, substance and feminine wisdom in her naturally-curly little tail than most women do in their entire bodies.
She is smart, opinionated, glamorous beyond all decency and isn’t afraid to kick some ass. Who WOULDN’T love her?
Here are some of her quotes I live by:
“There is only one gift you should accept on your first date – diamonds.”
“Never wash your hair with anything you’d hesitate to eat or drink.”
“Moi has always possessed a charm that is lethal to men.”
“There is the satisfaction of providing your public with a vision of true beautology, true sytlisity, – how can I put it? – true glamorositude.”
“Moi speaks body language fluently, although with a slight French accent.”
“The early bird gets the worm – which is what he deserves.”
“What if you were in Florida without your furs and there is a very quick little ice age?”
“How far should a girl go on the first date? Tucson. However, if you live in Texas, you can probably go a bit farther.”
“You can eliminate a lot of calories by entirely cutting out things you hate.”
“Eat what you want, exercise your prerogative, and find a good plastic surgeon who gives frequent-flyer miles.”
“Beauty takes practice.”
“Never let your frog outdress you.”
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may become necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
True, it seems Miss Piggy has had a little work done but haven’t we all? It’s a gal’s prerogative, no?