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May 17, 2012

You Asked For It: Shoes for Maxi Dresses

Filed under: Accessories,Five Great...,Flats,How To Wear It,You Asked For It — Miss Plumcake @ 3:03 pm

Greetings friends and lovers, yesterday dear reader Helena wrote in with the following query:

Do you think it is appropriate to wear blue wedge espadrilles with a Chico’s maxidress and lightweight cotton sweater to a wedding in June? It’s at the Newark Museum in fabulous downtown Newark, NJ. Thanks in advance. The Chico’s lady told me to wear strappy sandals but with my size 11, not particularly nice feet, I vetoed that immediately.

I know what you’re thinking, and although the jokes just write themselves (I mean Chico’s and the Garden State? It’s a slow soft one right down the middle), one must always remember that some are born Newark, some achieve Newark and some –presumably like our friend Helena– have Newark thrust upon them.

That being said, I’m not entirely sure espadrilles –which I love and will feature in an upcoming post– are the way to go here.

One of the few fashion rules actually reliable in the real world is “the longer the skirt, the flatter the shoe.”

The inverse –shorter skirts require higher heels– often is true as well, but it’s by no means as reliable and should be approached with fear and trembling, especially in New Jersey.

I love maxi dresses because they are so effortless. In fact, the only time I see a maxi dress gone truly wrong is when some well-meaning but inevitably dopey-looking person Tries Too Hard.

Jean Arthur in a hostess gown circa 1929

The maxi is the natural descendant of the hostess gown, a floor-length dress popularized in the late 1920s and so called because it was an easy but elegant uniform for casual gatherings at home, especially in the late evening as they historically incorporated elements most often found in negligees and had a sort of glamorous pajama chic.  Their popularity has been cyclical –the last time we really saw a major resurgence was the early 1970s– but ankle-grazers have been going strong for several years and it looks like we’re in for one of those rare, decade-long trends (see also: boot cut jeans).

Prior to to the baby boom, a hostess gown might be worn with low-heeled mules, but when maxis re-emerged slightly before the days of disco –thank YOU, Halston– they were considerably less formal and best served by nearly pancake flat sandals.

Do we think that's Marisa Berenson modeling a homemade hostess gown in Woman's Day, 1967?

The same holds true today.

I tried on all four of my maxi dresses with shoes of varying heights and the highest heel that didn’t look actively bad was a 1 1/2″ wedge.

As owner of not one but two “size 11, not particularly nice feet” I understand your hesitation re: strappy sandals. They’re questionable as a species in the best of times since so often they show a lack of discipline, surely one of the few cases where more straps equals less restraint.

Instead of espadrilles or strappy sandals, here are five appealing but relatively minimalist sandals, streamlined enough to be elegant, but casual enough to reinforce the effortless glamor of a maxi dress (which I’m sure you’ll be accessorizing with a shawl or wrap instead of a cardigan and one –count ’em ONE– piece of Major Statement Jewelry and little else, correct?)

Read on the see the shoes

October 11, 2011

Fab Four: Autumnal Flats

Filed under: Fab Four,Flats — Miss Plumcake @ 10:01 am

Assuming autumn will actually ever arrive.

July 29, 2011

Flats Month: The End!

Filed under: Flats — Miss Plumcake @ 10:47 am

Ridiculous or Sublime? Ridiculous or Key Lime? I just don’t know anymore. The aptly named Tutti Frutti leather and suede flats from Charlotte Olympia are the last flats of Flats Month and also the most expensive.

July 28, 2011

Flats Month: Loopy Chucks

Filed under: Flats — Miss Plumcake @ 11:44 am

Good old Converse in a Marimekko print. Cute without being cutesy. Fun for a girl or a boy! Love that fuchsia lining!

July 27, 2011

Flats Month: Give it a Swirl

Filed under: Flats — Miss Plumcake @ 12:40 pm

Really, you have to look at all the other great fabrics the DVF “Cadence” espadrille offers…the only reason I picked this is because it reminds me of a Very Private Tattoo someone I met in Ireland –I’ve got it narrowed down to two people– had on his hip.

July 26, 2011

Flats Month: Block Party

Filed under: Flats — Miss Plumcake @ 8:38 am

Kors by Michael Kors “Odin” in this fantastic block print. I love it the more I stare at it.

July 25, 2011

Flat Month: Screaming Yellow

Filed under: Flats — Miss Plumcake @ 8:17 am

Brian Atwood “Hampton” loafers.
Available in so many great colors and patterns it’s hard to pick one…but I did.

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