Good morning campers!

Last week I boggled your overwhelmed minds with this deathless – or at least undead – image:

… and you came back swinging with five gloriously giggle-worthy responses.

In the end, though, there can be but one. This week it’s the freshly laundered marvel for managing to be so clean and yet so dirty with this gem of product placement:

Florence was pleasantly surprised to discover that her new Maytag came with its own repairman.

Congratulations, marvel! And thanks to everyone who played.

Howdy Doo, everybody! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s howling at the moon for a funny caption or three. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner and we all borrow a sombrero from Plummy’s new home for a Hat Dance of Triumph.

This week’s image comes from the Well, At Least They’re Clean file and looks a bit like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Well my pretties.

Last week I shared this inimitable image with you all:

… and six of you came swinging back with hilarious responses.

You guys didn’t make it easy, but in the end there can be but one winner. This week, said winner is Laura512 for this painfully pertinent response:

#rollercoasterhipster – The Judge Roy Bean was so much cooler before it sold out and went mainstream.

Congratulations, Laura512! And thanks to everyone who played.

Well hellooooo there, everyone! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You all know how this works. I find a picture that’s simply sitting up and begging for a silly caption or five. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner and we all hail the conquering hero… virtually.

Today’s picture comes from the ‘wha…? huh?’ file and looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Ah my dearie darlings! I knew I could count on you.

Last week I whupped you all upside the head with this deathless image:

… and eleven of you returned fire in the form of hilarious and pithy captions. In fact, I’m still picking pith out of regions I wasn’t aware I had.

You all did well, Grasshoppers, but in the end there can be but one winner. This week it’s the tuneful and talented oliviacw for this unexpected gem of mirth:

Despite the derision of climate change deniers, the Palm Beach Chamber of Commerce was pleased with the success of their new Spring Break promotion.

Congratulations, oliviacw! And thanks to everyone who played in this snow!

Howdy, everyone! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You all know how this works. I post a picture in painfully desperate need of a funny caption. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday, I’ll declare a winner and we’ll all go play reindeer games together… or not.

Anyway.

This image comes to you from the winter wonderland nightmares file, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Hey there, all you beautiful people!

Last week I exposed you all to this deathless image:

… and sick… er… six of you slapped me right back with great captions. All right, it was actually five of you and a source query. BSAG, I honestly don’t recall where I found the pic. I ran across it randomly on the net a couple months ago, and, well, the rest is history.

Anyway. Five pretty hilarious captions, but in the end there can be but one winner. This week said winner is newcomer smark for this foray into potential child endangerment:

Hermione’s birthday strip-o-gram caused quite the stir at the Hogwarts breakfast table.

Congratulations, smark! And thanks to everyone who played!