Heigh-ho, camperinos!

Last week I smacked you all across the kisser with this deathless image:

And you all came back swinging with six hilarious ripostes.

It wasn’t easy picking a winner this week, but in the end there can be but one. This week it’s the ever-pithy Rebekka for this nugget of parenting Truthiness:

And behind door number three we have what happens when mommy runs out of gin.

Congratulations, Rebekka! And thanks to everyone who played.

Hello everybody!

It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know how this works. I find a photo that’s sitting up and begging for a good caption or, you know, a whole bunch of them. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner and there is much rejoicing, yea.

This week’s image comes to you from the perils of parenting file and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

How do all you out there in Big Girl Land! I hope your week was fun.

Anyway.

Last sunday, I thrust this deathless image under your very noses and instructed you to inhale deeply without question:

Three of you came back swinging with captions for it.

They were all good. They were all funny. But in the end there can be only one winner. This week the winner is the inimitable Rusty for this paean to good attitudes in bad times:

Rainbow Brite and the Color Kids aren’t letting the recession bring them down…

Congratulations, Rusty! And thanks to everyone who played.

Top ‘o the morning to you all! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You all know how this works. I find a deathless (or possibly undead) image that’s praying to every saint going for a witty caption or seventeen. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday, I declare a winner who stands us all to green beer, or, you know, takes an internet bow of triumph.

Anyway.

This week’s image comes to you from the Gotta Dance file and looks something like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Aaaaaannnnd we’re back!

Sorry about yesterday. A combination of technical difficulties and a sporadic attempt at having a life that temporarily ignores computer screens resulted in no Twistie here yesterday. But I’m back, really and truly, and to stay… except that I won’t be back writing here until next weekend.

Anyway.

Last week I lobbed this deathless image of a new life at you all:

… and eight of you pulled out your infant psychology textbooks and entered the uncharted depths of that poor little sucker’s brain.

Some of you played on my known weaknesses, referencing Tim Gunn (call me, Tim!).  Some of you clearly recognized this as our dear Plummy’s First Family Photo and reacted appropriately. You all made me laugh.

In the end, though, there can be but one winner. This week it’s the scandalously scintillating Gryph for this primal cry of the recently ejected:

PUT ME BACK IN! PUT ME BACK IN!

Congratulations, Gryph! And thanks to everyone who played.

Hey everybody!

It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s begging on a street corner for a funny caption. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner, and we all do a triumphant cha cha of victory in her honor.

This week’s image comes from the family album from from Purgatory file, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Good morning campers!

Last week I boggled your overwhelmed minds with this deathless – or at least undead – image:

… and you came back swinging with five gloriously giggle-worthy responses.

In the end, though, there can be but one. This week it’s the freshly laundered marvel for managing to be so clean and yet so dirty with this gem of product placement:

Florence was pleasantly surprised to discover that her new Maytag came with its own repairman.

Congratulations, marvel! And thanks to everyone who played.