Manolo for the Big Girl

(wipes away tiny tear with lace-trimmed hanky)

You make me so proud.

Last week I dumped this Very Special Image in your collective laps:

…and you all came out swinging with one of the most inventive and deranged collections of caption it’s been my pleasure to judge.

In the end, though, there can be but one. This week it’s the fabulous Hurricane Deck for this Paris Hilton-evoking thought:

If you think that the purse and the cosmetics were big, you should’ve seen the size of the Poodle that came out of that bag!

Congratulations, Hurricane Deck! And thanks to everyone who played.

Hey there caption lovers! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You know how this works. I post a picture that needs a caption like Plummy needs fabulous silk scarves. You provide those captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner and we all celebrate with our various drinks, snack foods, or glittery jewelry of choice…or something.

This week’s picture comes to you courtesy of my abiding affection for fabulous handbags, and it looks a bit like this:

Ready…set…snark!

Hail unto thee, caption lovers!

Last week I presented you all with this…inimitable image:

…Okay, with this image which Word Press will not allow me to actually load into this article for some godforsaken reason I cannot begin to fathom, and you guys came back swinging with seven captions that had me baying with laughter.

Alas, there can be but one winner. This week, it’s the ever superfantastic gemdiva for this ode to evil and snappy dressing combined:

Otto knew Miss D’Evil would be pleased. Not only was it her favorite color, but she could make a coat AND matching hat & purse and she would only need one!

Congratulations, gemdiva! And thanks to everyone who played.

Greetings caption fans, and welcome to another round of Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness brought to you by my penchant for finding amusing pictures online and finding excuses to bring them to your attention. I’ve tried to find an actual sponsor, but Doritos, Tampax, and Stephen Colbert have all turned me down. Sure, he’ll sponsor the US Speed Skating team, but what about MEEEEEE?????

(gets ahold of self)

Anyway.

Before we get to the game itself, I bring you a special message from raincoaster of Teeny Manolo, reminding you all that they hold a similar (albeit not named for me and therefore not quite as superior as mine) caption contest every single friday. If you love playing the game, please consider going over and joining in the festivities. Also, if you see that it’s a Sunday Caption Madness sunday here, you can bet your bottom (or top, if you prefer) dollar that we’re playing the same game over at Manolo for the Brides. Play at as many blogs as you want…so long as the game is being played.

How does one play? It’s simple. I post a pic I find amusing or just in need of a good caption, you provide said captions via the comments function, next week I declare a winner, and we all go for virtual drinks while I do my best to get Stephen Colbert to pay the bill.

And so without further ado (because there was more than enough ado to go around up there), here is this week’s picture:

Ready…set…snark!

Ah, my dear, dear readers. Once again you make the blackened remains of my heart swell with pride.

Last week I presented you with this deathless image:

and you provided me with ten deliciously chortleworthy captions for it.

Alas, there can be but one winner. This week it’s the fabulous Jade Wombat for confirming my childhood bias with this wicked observation:

Disney’s brainwashing techniques are taken to a new level.

Congratulations, Jade Wombat! And thanks to all who played!

Greetings, caption fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You know how this works. I pick a picture that’s simply wailing for a caption, you provide said captions via the comments box, next week I declare a winner, and we all have a huge virtual celebration for said winner.

This week’s image comes to you from the closet of potential childhood nightmares and it looks a bit like this:

Ready…Set…Snark!

I wish to begin this post by telling you all that you are very, very sick people. The bad news: huge medical bills. The good news: I wouldn’t love you all nearly so much if you got any better. That means no huge medical bills, yay!

Anyway.

Last week I slapped you all squarely in the face with this deathless image:

and you came back swinging with seventeen hilarious captions.

In the end, though, there can be but one winner. This week the laurel and hearty handshake goes to Margo for this…very special beauty tip:

Carl swore by his 100% organic al fresco mud bath treatment to soothe those nasty post-bikini wax ingrown hairs.

Congratulations, Margo! And thanks to everyone who played. I’ll be having nightmares about your entries.

Hey Everyone, it’s time for the final Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness of 2009! You know how this works. I post a picture with loads of potential for captioning. You provide said captions via the comments function. next week, I’ll declare a winner and we will all boogie with joy for the victor.

This image comes to you from  the Down and Dirty file and looks a little like this:

Ready…set…snark!

Hola, caption lovers! That’s ‘hello’ for those of you who don’t speak Spanish. I bet you weren’t expecting a language lesson, were you? Hey, it’s nada. Er…that’s nothing. Again, Spanish.

Anyway. Moving along.

Last week I presented you with this heart-stopping image:

and you all came out swinging with seven wickedly deranged captions to warm the cockles of my shriveled remains of a heart.

In the end, though, there can be but one. This week, the winner is klee for one of the most superfantastic bits of celebrity-ribbing I’ve seen in many a moon:

Suri Cruise puts the final touches on the scaled-to-size country she purchased as a Christmas gift for her father.

Congratulations to klee, and thanks to everyone who played!

Greetings, caption fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You know how this works. I post a picture in desperate need of a good caption, you provide said captions by sharing them in comments. Next week, I declare a winner and we all go for virtual pizza parties separately. Except for the pizza. You can do sushi if that’s what floats your boat, or go for virtual hot dogs.

This week’s image comes to you from the…well, I’ve never figured out what file this belongs in, but it certainly does.
Ready…set…snark!