Last week I boggled your overwhelmed minds with this deathless – or at least undead – image:

… and you came back swinging with five gloriously giggle-worthy responses.

In the end, though, there can be but one. This week it’s the freshly laundered marvel for managing to be so clean and yet so dirty with this gem of product placement:

Florence was pleasantly surprised to discover that her new Maytag came with its own repairman.

Congratulations, marvel! And thanks to everyone who played.

You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s howling at the moon for a funny caption or three. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner and we all borrow a sombrero from Plummy’s new home for a Hat Dance of Triumph.

This week’s image comes from the Well, At Least They’re Clean file and looks a bit like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Last week I shared this inimitable image with you all:

… and six of you came swinging back with hilarious responses.

You guys didn’t make it easy, but in the end there can be but one winner. This week, said winner is Laura512 for this painfully pertinent response:

#rollercoasterhipster – The Judge Roy Bean was so much cooler before it sold out and went mainstream.

Congratulations, Laura512! And thanks to everyone who played.

You all know how this works. I find a picture that’s simply sitting up and begging for a silly caption or five. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner and we all hail the conquering hero… virtually.

Today’s picture comes from the ‘wha…? huh?’ file and looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Last week I whupped you all upside the head with this deathless image:

… and eleven of you returned fire in the form of hilarious and pithy captions. In fact, I’m still picking pith out of regions I wasn’t aware I had.

You all did well, Grasshoppers, but in the end there can be but one winner. This week it’s the tuneful and talented oliviacw for this unexpected gem of mirth:

Despite the derision of climate change deniers, the Palm Beach Chamber of Commerce was pleased with the success of their new Spring Break promotion.

Congratulations, oliviacw! And thanks to everyone who played in this snow!

You all know how this works. I post a picture in painfully desperate need of a funny caption. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday, I’ll declare a winner and we’ll all go play reindeer games together… or not.

Anyway.

This image comes to you from the winter wonderland nightmares file, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Last week I exposed you all to this deathless image:

… and sick… er… six of you slapped me right back with great captions. All right, it was actually five of you and a source query. BSAG, I honestly don’t recall where I found the pic. I ran across it randomly on the net a couple months ago, and, well, the rest is history.

Anyway. Five pretty hilarious captions, but in the end there can be but one winner. This week said winner is newcomer smark for this foray into potential child endangerment:

Hermione’s birthday strip-o-gram caused quite the stir at the Hogwarts breakfast table.

Congratulations, smark! And thanks to everyone who played!

It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You all know how this works. I find a picture that’s whimpering under the bed for a good caption or three. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday I declare a winner and we all do a frenzied Hokey Pokey of delight. Or, you know, say ‘yay, winner.’

Anyway. This image comes from the Sad Attempts to be Macho file, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Anyway.

Last week I fish-slapped you all with this… Very Special Image.

You retaliated with seventeen clever, creative, and deeply disturbing captions.

In the end though, there can be but one winner. This time the laurel goes to three of you because I just couldn’t decide between them and, well, it’s my game so I get to bend the rules a tidge when it suits me, so there. Said winners will be announced in the order in which they posted, just because.

The first is the ever-fragrant Violet who managed to involve the near-universal frustration of bra shopping with her lament of:

Yeah, I tried on the 38 Sea, it’s still not fitting right.

I feel your pain, dear.

The second is the always-fierce and fabulous Ripley for this echo from my childhood memories combined with a hint of my inexhaustible efforts to please my Feline Master:

The new Playtex 18-hour Bra lifts and separates AND entertains the cat!

Jake the cat approves.

And last – but by no means least – the third winner is the utterly succulent Jenna B. for showing the lengths to which a new mom will go to do right by her spawn:

It’s just that the new baby is lactose intolerant…

Hopefully the baby doesn’t also have a seafood allergy.

I just want to say to everyone that the decision was really difficult to make this week, because you all were so very creative. You make me proud, people!

So congratulations to the winners, and my heartfelt thanks to everyone who played!

You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s looking a funny caption in all the wrong places. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday, I declare a winner and we all retire after the excitement for a good lie down with the adult beverage of our choosing. Mine will be a double-caff mocha with chocolate nib shavings. Nice and relaxing.

Anyway.

This week’s image comes from the I’ve Watched Animal House Fourteen Times Too Many file, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!