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Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Disney on Ayyyyys! Edition

Greetings, caption fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You know how this works. I pick a picture that’s simply wailing for a caption, you provide said captions via the comments box, next week I declare a winner, and we all have a huge virtual celebration for said winner.

This week’s image comes to you from the closet of potential childhood nightmares and it looks a bit like this:

winnieReady…Set…Snark!

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Dream Date Edition: The Result

I wish to begin this post by telling you all that you are very, very sick people. The bad news: huge medical bills. The good news: I wouldn’t love you all nearly so much if you got any better. That means no huge medical bills, yay!

Anyway.

Last week I slapped you all squarely in the face with this deathless image:

Mystery Dateand you came back swinging with seventeen hilarious captions.

In the end, though, there can be but one winner. This week the laurel and hearty handshake goes to Margo for this…very special beauty tip:

Carl swore by his 100% organic al fresco mud bath treatment to soothe those nasty post-bikini wax ingrown hairs.

Congratulations, Margo! And thanks to everyone who played. I’ll be having nightmares about your entries.

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Dream Date Edition

Hey Everyone, it’s time for the final Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness of 2009! You know how this works. I post a picture with loads of potential for captioning. You provide said captions via the comments function. next week, I’ll declare a winner and we will all boogie with joy for the victor.

This image comes to you from  the Down and Dirty file and looks a little like this:

Mystery Date Ready…set…snark!

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Tiny Terror Edition: The Results

Hola, caption lovers! That’s ‘hello’ for those of you who don’t speak Spanish. I bet you weren’t expecting a language lesson, were you? Hey, it’s nada. Er…that’s nothing. Again, Spanish.

Anyway. Moving along.

Last week I presented you with this heart-stopping image:

Babies-Oversized and you all came out swinging with seven wickedly deranged captions to warm the cockles of my shriveled remains of a heart.

In the end, though, there can be but one. This week, the winner is klee for one of the most superfantastic bits of celebrity-ribbing I’ve seen in many a moon:

Suri Cruise puts the final touches on the scaled-to-size country she purchased as a Christmas gift for her father.

Congratulations to klee, and thanks to everyone who played!

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Tiny Terror Edition

Greetings, caption fans! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You know how this works. I post a picture in desperate need of a good caption, you provide said captions by sharing them in comments. Next week, I declare a winner and we all go for virtual pizza parties separately. Except for the pizza. You can do sushi if that’s what floats your boat, or go for virtual hot dogs.

This week’s image comes to you from the…well, I’ve never figured out what file this belongs in, but it certainly does.
Babies-Oversized Ready…set…snark!

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Leftovers Edition: The Result

Wow. Just wow.

Last week I forced you all to view this image:

Chefs-food-fight-001 and you came up with nine hilarious captions for it. You referenced everything from Jackson Pollack to Gordon Ramsey to great effect.

Alas! There can be but one winner. This time the laurel goes to haeiley for catching me entirely off guard with this delightful caption:

The Scotch Guard test group was amazed that NOTHING would stain their chefs’ gear.

Congratulations, haeiley, and thanks to everyone who played!

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Leftovers Edition

Greetings, caption lovers! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

If you’ve been reading for more than a few weeks, you know how this works. If you’re new here, well, here’s how it works. I post a picture that desperately needs a good caption or seventeen. You provide said captions by submitting them to the comments box. Next saturday I declare a winner and…well, that’s about it, really. But it’s fun. Honest.

In honor of the fact that it’s Thanksgiving on thursday, I give you a salute to the following morning:

Chefs-food-fight-001

Ready…set…snark!

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