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Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Mommy Blinked Edition: The Result

First off, I would like to say that I love each and every one of you, deeply, profoundly, and ecumenically. Last week I inflicted this gobsmacking image on you:

… and you gave as good as you got with ten hilarious captions. In fact, you came up with such glorious responses that I’m declaring two runners up as well as a winner. You were That Good.

Second runner up is the fragrant moiraeknittoo with the fabulous gaming reference:

Man, they really ARE angry birds.

Does that mean you’re calling these children green pigs? I’m just asking.

First runner up is the delicious and nutritious Karin for referencing kami kazi home decorating shows:

Ty Pennington – the early years

I have frequently mused that his background might be very much like this illustration.

But there was a clear and present winner, my friends. Not only did she come up with a true gut buster of a caption, but she also managed to capture the spirit of the Manolosphere in the process.

The laurel goes to the superfantastic Julie for this deathless question:

Does State Farm classify toddlers as vandals or an act of God?

Congratulations to all of our winners! And thanks to everyone for playing.

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Mommy Blinked Edition

Howdy, all! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s beyond desperate for a good, silly caption or two. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next saturday, I declare a winner and we shower said winner with caviar and cocktail rings… well, I declare a winner, anyway. It’s probably for the best that the rest of that doesn’t happen, because caviar stains and cocktail rings hurt when hurled at one. Don’t ask me how I know this, just trust me.

Anyway.

Today’s picture, while it does not come from my actual family album, brings back fond memories of the sort of shenanigans my brothers and I pulled when nobody was looking, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Mountainous Mammary Molder Edition: The Result

Hey there, caption lovers!

Last week I insulted your collective intelligence with this deathless image:

And you all came back swinging with seventeen fabulous captions that had me rolling about on the floor helpless with mirth.

In the end, though, there can be but one winner. This week, it’s the fabulous and inimitable moiraeknittoo for this historical tidbit of awesome:

Howard Hughes’ first attempt to meld his interests went somewhat pear shaped.

Congratulations, moireknittoo, and thanks to everyone who played!

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Mountainous Mammary Molder Edition

Hey kids! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know how this works. I post a pic that’s howling into the night for a good caption or three. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner, and we all dance and sing hosannah in the streets… or, you know, appreciate a good joke.

This week’s image comes from the I’m Glad Mine Aren’t That Big file, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Dang Big Digit Edition: The Result

Oh my dearie darlings.

Last week I inspired your nightmares with this deathless image:

and you responded with a plethora of captions giving the finger to this thumb.

They were all good (though I have to admit I didn’t get The Gold Digger’s caption; is it something about sports?), but in the end there can be but one winner. Plumcake can rest easy because it’s the always awesome Jacquilynne for this short but pith-infused question:

Well, sure, it’s big. But is it opposable?

Congratulations, Jacquilynne, and thanks to everyone who played.

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Dang Big Digit Edition

Hey ho, camperinos! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness!

You all know how this works. I post a pic that’s lying awake nights waiting for a caption. You provide said captions via the comments function. Next week I declare a winner who will then stand us all a round of virtual champagne and caviar. (Psst, hey, winner, virtual means it doesn’t cost you anything… just so’s you know)

Anyway.

This week’s image comes to you from the ‘wow, that’s a really big thumb’ file, and it looks a little like this:

Ready… set… snark!

Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness: The Ernie’s Delight Edition: The Result

Oh my dearie darlings.

Last week I inflicted this brain-scarring image on you all:

… and you responded with five gut-busting captions. I loved them all.

In the end, though, there can be but one winner. This week said winner is Jennie for this cautionary tale ripped from true tales of the major leagues:

Huey and Louie finally decided to hold an intervention on Dewey’s use of steroids and muscle enhancers…

Congratulations, Jennie! And thanks to everyone who played.

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