Wow. Just wow.

Last week I forced you all to view this image:

and you came up with nine hilarious captions for it. You referenced everything from Jackson Pollack to Gordon Ramsey to great effect.

Alas! There can be but one winner. This time the laurel goes to haeiley for catching me entirely off guard with this delightful caption:

The Scotch Guard test group was amazed that NOTHING would stain their chefs’ gear.

Congratulations, haeiley, and thanks to everyone who played!

Greetings, caption lovers! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

If you’ve been reading for more than a few weeks, you know how this works. If you’re new here, well, here’s how it works. I post a picture that desperately needs a good caption or seventeen. You provide said captions by submitting them to the comments box. Next saturday I declare a winner and…well, that’s about it, really. But it’s fun. Honest.

In honor of the fact that it’s Thanksgiving on thursday, I give you a salute to the following morning:

Ready…set…snark!

Greetings all! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness. You all know how this works. I post a picture that’s simply crying out for a caption. You provide the captions via the comments box. Next saturday I declare a winner, and we all go out for virtual pizza to celebrate…except for that pizza thing. We’ve never actually virtually done that.

This week’s image comes to you all courtesy of my brother the medieval historian who found this while he was hunting on the net for…I honestly have no idea what he was looking for that produced this as a hit, but it did. He decided to share the experience, despite the fact that I believe this is considered a human rights violation in 97.5% of all countries on earth:

Ready…set…snark!

Wow.

I love how creative you guys are.

Last sunday I presented you all with this deathless image:

and you lobbed back fourteen great captions at me. You all made me laugh, but in the end there can be but one winner. This time it’s Sniper for this succinct yet bizarrely whimsical entry:

You need to book six months in advance for a flying horse, they said. You’ll never notice the difference, they said. Hmph

Congratulations, Sniper, and thanks to everyone who played!

Hi ho Silver…er,,,caption lovers! It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness.

You all know how this works. I post a pic that’s simply crying out (or at least crying into its Corn Flakes) for a good caption. You provide that caption via the comments box. Next saturday I declare a winner, and we all go out for virtual pizza. Except for that pizza bit. That doesn’t really happen.

Today’s image comes from the depths of the Just Plain Wrong file. Here it is.

Ready…set…snark!

Once again, you have all confirmed my theory that this blog has the wittiest, most deranged, and utterly superfantastic readership on the net.

Last sunday, I inflicted this image on you all:

and all of you came back fighting, as is only appropriate in case of such nightmares.

This was one of the more difficult sunday caption madness editions to judge because you were all so good. In the end, though, there can be but one winner. This week, it’s the always fabulous Margo for this gem of a caption:

The obesity epidemic has now reached the world of fungi. Concerned dieticians blame a sedentary lifestyle, bad role models from couch potatoes, and a lack of self-esteem.

Congratulations, Margo! And thanks to everyone who played.

Hello young caption lovers, wherever you are. It’s time once again to play Twistie’s Sunday Caption Madness! You all know how this works. I present you with a picture that’s simply crying out for a good caption or twenty. You hit me with your best shots via the comments function. Then, next saturday I declare a winner and we all go out for pizza…in a completely virtual way. Are we ready? Good! Then we’ll begin. Ready…set…snark!