and in this case it’s the price tag on these lovely (if a bit literal) YSL rosette ankle sandals.
June 2, 2010
June 1, 2010
Shoe Month! A Truly Bad Idea
I know what you all are thinking: It’s the beginning of Shoe Month, so obviously Miss Plumcake (who is looking even more radiant –almost luminous– than usual, if you do say so yourself) is going to start us out with a truly fabulous kick.
And that, my gorgeous little howler monkeys, is where you’d be wrong.
Today we’re going to start Shoe Month with THIS (imagine a great unveiling, possibly with doves and smoke):
This, my friends, is some seriously bad shoe.
Let me tell you a little story about when I was but a wee bairn. There were two things I truly loved: milk and pickles. So one day, with the infinite wisdom of a six year old, I poured the entire jar of pickle brine into a half gallon of milk. For some reason I didn’t try it myself, and when my father poured it on his cereal well…I don’t think I need to finish this story, do I?
The Dolce Vita “Kade” sandal is available at Zappos and is available for purchase (possibly as a trick to play on your enemies) for $127. Pickle juice and milk not included
November 9, 2009
The Daily Kick: The Jokes Just Write Themselves
I’ve just stared at this page for ten minutes and you know what? There isn’t a SINGLE joke I could make that wouldn’t get me fired. So, uh, here’s a shoe.
October 30, 2009
The Daily Kick: Preppy, Deconstucted.
Pink loafers, Paul Smith-style.
What I love about interesting loafers is they so often come as a surprise in an otherwise casual outfit. It’s the difference between being thoughtless and being effortless.
October 29, 2009
October 28, 2009
The Daily Kick: Yes, but are they high *enough*?
6″ Versace Sandals
for the woman who can pick up a dollar bill fifteen different ways, none involving her hands.
