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May 16, 2009

Food Friendly May: The Instructional Video Edition

Filed under: Food — Twistie @ 11:32 am

I adore my cookbook collection, but there are times when a picture – especially a moving one –  is worth a minimum of a thousand words. This is where the instructional video comes in handy.

Instructional films have a long and storied history. I have vivid memories of the brief introduction to personal hygiene I was shown in the mid-seventies, which was at least thirty years old at the time. In it, we were informed that hair ought to be washed at least once every two weeks. I know this is true, because I recently found a copy and re-watched it for terrifying laughs.

But there are others that have advice that stands up better over time, and ones that aren’t meant to be taken seriously in the first place. I’d like to share one of each with you today.

The first was sent me by my brother the medieval historian, who enjoys spending many of his off-hours wandering the archives of YouTube for gems of forgotten wisdom. That’s how he found this charming – if rather stagy and slightly bizarre – PSA on cooking cabbage from 1941.

The second is more deliberately humorous. It’s an episode of Posh Nosh, in which The Hon. Simon and Minty Marchmont (Richard E. Grant and Arabella Weir) pompously teach us how to make leftovers from scratch.

Bon appetite!

May 10, 2009

Food Friendly May: Slow but Fuss-Free

Filed under: Food — Twistie @ 1:19 pm

 There’s nothing like fresh foods prepared with great care. But many of us lead busy lives that make cooking from scratch every day seem like a daunting task. And even some of us who have the time don’t have a lot of inclination to spend a lot of time over the stove.

In fact, as much as I love to promote home cooking and fresh foods, there are things I almost never make because they seem like too much trouble to me compared to the reward. One of the biggies this way for me is tomato sauce for pasta. It’s rare than I have the sheer number of really good tomatoes to make it worth while. And with the number and variety of tomato sauces on the grocery store shelves in jars and cans…well, it’s easy to find a sauce that tastes good and fits my budget. Then I can just open it up, heat it, perhaps toss in a quick smattering of fresh herbs or cut up a couple more tomatoes for chunkiness and serve it to family and friends.

But I found a recipe the other day that I can’t wait to try out. It’s not precisely tomato sauce, but it would serve much the same purpose. It could also be served up as a snack on its own or added to a commercial tomato sauce for extra interest…really, I can think of a dozen ways to use these nibbles, but the first one I thought of was using it in place of tomato sauce.

It takes even longer to make than tomato sauce, but you don’t have to give it any attention once you get it started. In fact, you just leave it while you head off to bed or to work. Don’t worry, you won’t burn down the house and you don’t need a crock pot to do it.

So how does this miracle work? Read on, my friends, read on.

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May 9, 2009

Food Friendly May: How Convenient is Convenience?

Filed under: Food — Twistie @ 11:39 am

A big part of the history of food in the twentieth century and beyond centers around efforts to make cooking a more convenient process.

When the year turned to 1900 (or 1901, choose your date because in this case it really doesn’t make a great deal of difference) cooking took up a great deal of time in the average woman’s day. Most of the appliances we take for granted today didn’t exist, and nothing came in a jar unless the lady of the house or someone she knew had put it there herself. There were no frozen foods, no stoves with regulated thermostats, no electric coffee grinders, no mixing machines, no bread machines, no microwaves, no dishwashers to ease the cleaning process…cooking was a long and labor-intensive job and a great deal less predictable than it is today.

One thing, however, already existed on the market which has remained firmly in place ever since: the powdered mix. Aunt Jemima pancake mix had been on the market since 1889. The key to that  mix was that it was based on a self-raising flour. Pancakes are actually quite easy to make from scratch. Eggs, flour, salt, sugar, a pinch of baking soda, a quick stir, heat your griddle and you’re ready to go. All the same, Aunt Jemima’s mix sold like…well…if not precisely like hot cakes, at least respectably enough to stay on the market for decades.

The next big innovation in boxed mixes came in 1931 when General Mills introduced Bisquick. It was similar in concept to the Aunt Jemima pancake mix, but took the idea a bit further. Pancakes are easy. Anyone can produce a respectable pancake from scratch fairly easily. Biscuits, however, are another matter. Some women (and men) have the ability to make their biscuits light, fluffy, and delicious every time. Others have the misfortune to produce an endless stream of hockey pucks. If the dough is over worked, or if the oven temperature fluctuated too much, well, even the best baker could produce a big batch of wasted ingredients.

Bisquick made biscuit making only slightly faster (biscuit dough really doesn’t take very long to make from scratch), but by adding just the right proportion of shortening directly into the mix, it did save a few minutes. What it did more than that was offer greater consistency of result. And depending on whether the cook wished to make simple biscuits (just add water!) or something fancier involving eggs, sugar, etc. she could tell within an acceptable margin what would come out of her oven.

It took longer for cake mixes to be accepted on the market. This despite the fact that cake was probably the single most demanding thing a woman could choose to bake and one of the greatest breeding grounds for potential culinary disaster. In the days before mixers, just creaming the butter and sugar could take seemingly forever and required a great deal of upper arm strength to accomplish well. In the days before temperature regulated ovens, a tiny fluctuation in heat could burn the outside and leave the inside nearly raw. If your eggs were larger or smaller than usual (and you didn’t buy them in cartons of clearly marked size before the big supermarkets came along), it could throw off the proportion of liquid to dry ingredients and create a huge, wasted mess.

Cakes were not convenient, yet mixes were resisted for a very long time. It wasn’t for lack of trying on the part of mix companies. Duff introduced the first boxed cake mix in 1931 – the same year Bisquick came out – for a gingerbread. Over the course of the next few years, they added several other flavors (white, spice, and devil’s food).

Duff wasn’t the only player, either. By 1947 there were some 200 cake mixes on the market. Most of them, however, were distributed only regionally, and none of them sold particularly well. Sales, however, had risen a bit during WWII. People still had birthdays and weddings and anniversaries, after all, and these occasions usually call for cake. By buying a boxed mix, there could be cake for the event without the whole family having to sacrifice their precious sugar ration for days or even weeks.

But it wasn’t until WWII was a memory that the two flour giants of American industry – General Mills and Pillsbury – got into the game. By 1953, sales of cake mixes had risen to almost a hundred and sixty million dollars annually. They’ve been big business ever since.

These days it’s rare to know someone who makes their cakes from scratch. The very concept is enough to scare the living pants off of a lot of perfectly competent home cooks.  The funny thing is, with today’s conveniences cakes are nearly as foolproof from scratch as they are from a boxed mix. Ovens are carefully calibrated to assure even temperature control. Mixers, whether hand-held or stand, take the physical effort out of creaming the butter and eggs. Those eggs can be bought in the size your recipe calls for from the grocery store without guesswork. Ingredients are not rationed by anything more than our wallets.

Of course, there is the time you save. A study was done at Michigan State College in 1954 to determine just how much time that was.

The result? Thirteen minutes.

In terms of quality, I find most mix cakes bland yet cloying in flavor and either too dry or too soggy in texture for my taste. By contrast, my first from scratch cake which I baked at age eight was a revelation of flavor, texture, and sense of accomplishment – not to mention the delightful bonding experience I had with my mother over the task. Now I bake cakes from scratch whenever the whim takes me.

Your mileage may vary, but I’m going to take those thirteen minutes (which I freely admit I am privileged to have) and make my cake the inconvenient way.

May 4, 2009

For our New York readers

Filed under: Accessories,Events,Food,Makeup — Francesca @ 2:41 pm

If you live in or near the Big Apple, or plan to travel there soon, check out these events coming up at the Saks store there . . . and note they are by appointment only. Francesca suggests booking soon, as spaces fill fast.

Tuesday May 5 and/or Thursday May 7 : premiere of the new CHANEL N°5 campaign, “Train de Nuit” (“Night Train”), directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet and starring Audrey Tautou. May 5th 11-6 meet Anthony LoSavio, Director of CHANEL Makeup Artistry. May 7th 2:30-6:30 meet Angela Levin, CHANEL Celebrity Makeup Artist. For details/appointment: 212.940.2151

Through May 10: Enter for a chance to be one of three winners to treat your mother to a private cooking class in Gourmet‘s kitchen with Gourmet Executive Chef and TV personality Sara Moulton. (Francesca does not understand when is the deadline for entering, or when the class will happen). Details: 212.940.4676

Tuesday May 12 and Wednesday May 13: Gucci accessories Trunk Show (Shoes! Handbags!)  Details: 212.940.4676.

Saturday May 16 from 2-5 pm: Dolce & Gabbana debut their new makeup line (see photo), and meet makeup artist Pat McGrath. For details/appointment: 212.940.4949

Have fun! xoxo!

May 3, 2009

Food Friendly May: Possums and Collard Greens and Canned Soup, Oh My!

Filed under: Books,Food — Twistie @ 1:28 pm

Those who know me know well that I have an extensive collection of cookbooks. They range from genuine antiques to reprints of ancient works to modern writings that caught my eye either for the potential of the recipes or the potential for entertainment. Well, I recently picked up a book that filled both of those last two reasons.

It’s entitled Deep South Staples: or how to survive in a Southern kitchen without a can of cream of mushroom soup, by Robert St. John.

The title alone would have made this a necessity for me. I can’t resist a great title. The book seemed to fly into my hands from the shelf of my local friendly independent bookstore (or LFIB for short). I eagerly flipped it open and began to peruse for more reasons to buy. They came thick and fast. It’s filled with attractive, practical recipes for good, solid home cooking: chicken pot pie, pot roast, oatmeal raisin cookies, biscuits, and so on. There are also plenty of recipes for specifically Southern goodies  like grillades and grits, butter beans, and shrimp and okra gumbo. There’s a lot of great cooking ahead of me, trying out this book.

But there’s so much more than that. In addition to being a born and bred Southern boy (raised in Hattiesburg), St. John is also a chef/restaraunteur and a syndicated food writer. In between the recipes in his book, are layered some of the best of his columns on food and growing up in the South.

In one, he discusses the assumption that Southerners eat possum:

“As long as I have lived in the South I have never eaten a possum. No one I know has ever eaten a possum. I have never been to anyone’s house who served possum. I have never seen possum offered on a restaurant menu and I have never seen possum in the frozen meat section of a grocery store.”

A few pages later, comes the article resulting from a flood of responses in re: eating possum. In fact, said response includes some instructions for preparing possum, should anyone be inclined to give it a go:

“One reader stated that “baked coon and sweet potatoes” was better than possum any day. Another sent these cooking instructions: “Skin and gut the possum. Place on a nice pine board and slide that combination into a hot oven. Cook for four hours. When the possum is thoroughly cooked, remove from oven and eat the pine board.” Finally, some common sense.”

Whether discussing cadging secret summer second suppers from neighbors as a boy, the importance of sweet tea in Southern culture, or why his leg of lamb Easter dinners will never match those his grandmother cooked, St. John approaches his world with affection and humor. When writing his recipes, he’s clear and well-organized.

Oh, and as promised, not a single can of cream of mushroom soup appears in the recipes. Instead, he gives a recipe for a mushroom bechamel sauce to use where that can of condensed, over-salted soup would go. Miracle Whip, however, does raise its head in several recipes. Maybe it’s a Yankee thing, but I’m probably going to replace that with homemade mayonnaise. Why? Because I can’t stand Miracle Whip.

But I can’t wait to try out the Bananas Foster French Toast. That sounds about seven steps beyond delicious!

April 14, 2009

Another thing Francesca likes

Filed under: Absolutely Fabulous,Food — Francesca @ 2:18 pm

This website.

It is already famous but perhaps you have not yet discovered its joys.

It is about cake (Francesca loves cake) and it is deliciously funny!

NSFW – you might start laughing out loud.

March 11, 2009

Big Girls in Art: Highland Bakery (Atlanta, GA)

Filed under: Art,Food — Francesca @ 9:24 am

Today we turn to a completely different sort of medium from oils and ceramics: The edible art!

Look, from Atlanta’s Highland Bakery, we have Big Girls as cake:

and cookies!

Francesca loves!

And, look, they made a cake for shoe-lovers:

Kudos to the bakery’s sugar artist, Karen Portaleo!

And thanks to our internet friend Martha for the tip. xoxo

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